Toy Story Toons

Story by Erik Benson and Christian Roman.  Screenplay by Erik Benson, Jason Katz, Gary Rydstrom.  Directed by Gary Rydstrom.

Sheriff Woody:
Bonnie is officially on her Winter break! [toys cheer] Soon she'll be flying off to–

Buzz Lightyear:
Hay-way-ll!

Woody:
It's Hawai?i, Buzz.

Mr. Pricklepants:
Thank you all for coming to the audition. #1, action.

Alien #1:
Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants:
Dreadful. Next.

Alien #2:
[same inflection] Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants:
Horrifying. Next.

Alien #3:
[same inflection] Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants:
Brilliant!

Woody:
[to Slinky] Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?

Slinky Dog:
[to Woody] When pigs fly.

Hamm:
[to Buttercup] Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.

Buttercup:
Really?

Hamm:
No, not really.

Captain Zip:
Sorry, sir. I just zipped and unzipped. I don't actually fly.

[they both use the scuba, and they both go by diving in the water by watching TV, with the channel of fish, and the bubbles created by Alien]

Ken:
Whoa, look at that.

Barbie:
Oh! Beautiful.

Hamm:
Watch this. [he flips the channel to the shark, and they both scream] Shark Week.

Buttercup:
Nice.

Woody:
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

[Bullseye runs off]

Ken:
Ride like the wind, Buttercup!

Buttercup:
OK. Get off me.

Buttercup:
It's got to be… a bazillion degrees below!

Hamm:
Oh, good thing they're wearing the 1982 winter weekend collection.

[last lines]

Buzz:
Best vacation ever.

Woody:
Yeah.

[Mr. Potato Head uses the screwdriver by trying to get Barbie and Ken out by breaking the ice cube]

Written and directed by Angus MacLane.

Mini-Buzz:
[emerging from Bonnie's backpack] I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!

Jessie:
Uh, what happened to Buzz?

Rex:
He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!

Mini-Buzz:
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Uh, say, uh… when's the playtime start aroun' here?

Sheriff Woody:
All right, where's the real Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear:
I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I—

Queen Neptuna:
Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we?

[last lines, as the Belt Buckle beeps from Poultry Palace at night]

Mini Zurg:
[laughing] Oh, that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crank me up sometimes.

[the Belt Buckle continues beeping]

[Bonnie is having a bath]

Bonnie Anderson:
Fire torpedoes! [she uses Captain Suds] No! I just want to have tea with you!

[Mrs. Anderson enters the bathroom]

Mrs. Anderson:
Okay, trouble. There's way too much water in here. [turns off the water, And unplugs the tub] Do you wanna flood the house?

Bonnie:
[excited] Yeah!

Mr. Anderson:
Well, how about dinner at Grandma's instead?

Bonnie:
Grandma's!

Mrs. Anderson:
Sure.

[They exit out of the bathroom]

Captain Zip:
Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.

[Barbie and Ken emerged out of Bonnie's backpack in Hawaiian summer garb]

Ken:
Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.

Barbie:
Ken, this is so exciting!

Ken:
Picture! Say "sunscreen."

Barbie:
Sunscreen!

Ken:
Perfect. Ka-click!

Woody:
Barbie? Ken?

Ken:
Woody? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?

Woody:
Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom. [camera goes toward him like a Vertigo effect as Ken takes off his sunglass]

Ken:
Uh, what? [car honks]

Bonnie:
And there she goes. [Ken runs to the window for Bonnie]

Ken:
No. No, no. No, no. No! Bonnie! You can't go. Not without the backpack.

Mr. Potato Head:
Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take her school backpack on vacation?

Hamm:
Oh, boy.

Ken:
Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii! [holding a brochure that is to Hawaii]

Captain Zip:
Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.

Rex:
Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!

Woody:
Rex, he's like 3 inches tall.

Hamm:
Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.

Rex:
You guys missed it. I was a partysaurus.

Mr. Potato Head:
Party? You? I believe it when I see it.

Recycle Ben:
My name is Recycle Ben, and I got recycled!

Pizzabot 5000:
Kid not like PIZZABOT. PIZZABOT sad.

Mini-Buzz:
[singing] Playtime is your frie— [gets tackled]

Rex:
I mean why have a little... when you can have... a lot!?

Rex:
Some of you? Why not... all of you?

Rex:
Partysaurus doesn't worry about too much soap and the tub overfl--... [realizes in horror] Overflow? We'll flood the house!

Rex:
WE'RE GOING TO OVER-FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!