Transformers: Cybertron

Megatron:
Gentlemen, this is Starscream.

Ransack:
How's the screamin', pal?

Jetfire:
Optimus, we should tell people that we're fanboys.

Optimus Prime:
Hmmm... Not a bad idea.

Jetfire:
No, I'm sorry! I was just kidding!

Optimus Prime:
Ha. I guess we're a bit tall.

Red Alert:
What was Hot Shot thinking? He knows we're forbidden from interacting with the inhabitants of this planet - and ploughing into them and knocking them over is way more than just interacting.

Starscream:
Like lambs to the slaughter...

Thundercracker:
You're a stone cold fool, Jetfire!

Jetfire:
Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Brakedown:
Kids these days. You still don't get it, do you?

Red Alert:
Get what?

Brakedown:
You can fix Hot Shot's body sure enough, but there's not a doctor alive that can fix his spirit. Right now Hot Shot feels lower than the bottom of your oil pan but the kid's still got his pride. Landmine had to say what he said. For a stubborn kid like Hot Shot it's the only way to snap him out of it and get his fighting spirit back. But I'm just an old man so what do I know?

Optimus Prime:
[narrating] Our worlds are in danger. To save them and the galaxy we must find the four cyber planet keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hotshot, Jetfire, Landmine, Vector Prime, Scattorshot, Optimus Prime... Transform and roll out.

Clocker:
[speeding past Optimus Prime] Wait for me, guys. I want to help too.

Brakedown:
Clocker, get back here! I'm sorry, Optimus. Sometimes he forgets that he's a kid. Clocker!

Mudflap:
What are you doing here? If you want trouble, mon ami, you've got it.

Jetfire:
You stopped the time/space continuum. That's amazing, mate.

Vector Prime:
Yes. To be honest I wasn't sure if I still had it in me; it's a power that must never be used again. It will cause a rift in the time/space continum.

Bud:
What happens if you cause a rift in the time/space continuum?

Jolt:
Tares will start opening all over the world. You could turn a corner and wind up disco-dancing in the '70s.

Bud:
Aww! Disco stinks.

Optimus Prime:
Override, since you helped us and it came from your planet you have the honor of placing the planet cup in the omega lock.

Override:
Thanks.

[Override offers the planet cup to the omega lock. It floats upwards and turns into the Speed Planet cyber planet key. She pushes the key into the omega lock with everyone else oohing and ahhing]

Lori:
I can hear the omega frequency.

Bud:
Yeah, it's getting louder.

Coby:
[thinking] Those are coordinates.

Optimus Prime:
Scattorshot?

Scattorshot:
The key just pumped in a whole bunch of data. The co-ordinates seem to be pointing to the North Pole.

Optimus Prime:
What's it pointing to?

Scattorshot:
I don't know.

Optimus Prime, Megatron:
If you think I'm going to let you have the omega lock then think again.

Optimus Prime, Megatron:
The omega lock is mine.

Crumplezone:
This guy is a really wide load.

Ransack:
A little missile from behind ought to get things moving. Cyberkey Power!

Red Alert:
Oh, no, you don't. Cyberkey Power. Acivate weapons. Desist with any plans to attack that vehicle.

Landmine:
If you don't there won't be enough left of you pave the sidewalk.

Ransack:
We wasn't going to attack.

Crumplezone:
We don't want no trouble, honest. Just go on past.

Ransack:
And we'll shoot you from behind.

[Ransack shoots Landmine and Red Alert from behind]

Ransack:
Hey, Crumplezone, smoke it.

Scattorshot:
Okay, Scattorshot, calm down. See? There's only one lot left.

[alarm starts blaring]

Scattorshot:
Oh, no!

[over the PA]

Scattorshot:
Attention, everyone! Megatron has broken through. He'll be in sensor range in less than 50 seconds.

Clocker:
Please be all right, Hot Shot. He's going to be all right, isn't he, Brakedown?

Brakedown:
I do believe so Clocker. If he believes.

Clocker:
I believe.

Optimus Prime:
Thanks for all of your help, Brakedown.

Brakedown:
No problem, Optimus Prime. My home is your home for as long as you like. It's the least we can do after all you boys have done for us. Clocker, help me gather more energon.

Clocker:
I'm coming!

Optimus Prime:
Autobots! Sound off!

Landmine:
Landmine!

Overhaul:
Overhaul!

Scattorshot:
Scattorshot!

Jetfire:
Jetfire!

Hot Shot:
Hot Shot!

Jolt:
Jolt!

Lori:
Minicons. I know you're out there; come and help us.

Jolt:
Coming, Lori.

Professor Lucy Suzuki:
They're so small.

Vector Prime:
Landmine! Tell me what's wrong?

Landmine:
Mudflap, I practically raised him.

Professor Lucy Suzuki:
Welcome to Planet Earth.

Scattorshot:
That was right nice. I just hope Jetfire doesn't blow a turbine.

Landmine:
I'm glad you said it. It saves me a lot of trouble because I ain't big on trouble. We don't need wild cards like you on this mission. I'll be glad when we can haul your useless butt back to Earth.

Clocker:
How can you say that to him? Like you're so perfect. Hot Shot is the bravest, most noble Autobot I know. Compared to you...

Hot Shot:
Clocker, that's enough. Landmine is right. Optimus should have never sent me here.

Red Alert:
How could you say that to him? He looked up to you.

Vector Prime:
You should not judge Landmine so harshly, Red Alert. Though his words may seem mean they were born of a great kindness and precisely the lesson that Hot Shot needed to learn. You should be more respectful.

Hot Shot:
Who's the pathetic one now, Megatron?

Megatron:
[a light is cast over Megatron as a new cyber planet key is revealed] At last a new cyber planet key. You should be honoured and now, good bye.

[Megatron ploughs right through Hot Shot, Red Alert and Scattorshot]

Optimus Prime:
Scattorshot? Red Alert? Hot Shot?

[growling]

Optimus Prime:
No, Megatron!

Optimus Prime:
Red Alert, why didn't you tell me this before?

Red Alert:
I know. Hot Shot began to race with his head and forgot to use his heart.

Optimus Prime:
That wasn't your decision to make. I counted on you.

Red Alert:
Yes. I know.

Backstop:
[chuckling at Undermine and Brimstone] I may be getting old but I'm more than a match for you two.

Crumplezone:
Hey he's pretty cocky for an old dude.

Ransack:
Yeah, we should teach him a lesson.

Scourge:
[shouting] Let him pass. Backstop, my old teacher. To what do I owe this visit?

Backstop:
I come with a message.

Scourge:
From whom?

Backstop:
Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, wishes to challenge you at a time and place of your convenience.

Crumplezone:
Really? Why didn't he fight this morning? I find that to be really convenient.

Ransack:
Maybe he'll argue with his left arm. [all laugh]

Scourge:
[shouts] Silence! Tell me something, teacher. Why does Optimus Prime fight?

Backstop:
He fights for his people and to protect his homeworld. I once knew someone who said he fought for those things. I guess it's easy to lose sight of what's really important.

Crumplezone:
Hey, he can't talk to Scourge that way.

Scourge:
Let him pass.

Backstop:
Let us know your decision.

Red Alert:
[with Reverb and Six Speed grasped in his arms] Do these two look familiar?

Landmine:
[chuckling] Optimus is going to have a fit.

Crumplezone:
Hey, nobody talks to Megatron like that!

Ransack:
Maybe we should teach him a lesson.

Optimus Prime:
What was that?

Crumplezone, Ransack:
[cowering behind a boulder] Nothing, sir.

Scourge:
Well, whoever you are, you're going to regret coming here.

Hot Shot:
Actually, Scourge, I think you're going to be the one who regrets coming here.

Red Alert:
We owe you a lot, Megatron. No I'd take that back... You owe us big time.

Scattorshot:
You think you can hurt me and my friends and get away with it? Well, I've got something for you and missiles and kicks to boot.

Optimus Prime:
Wait a minute. I recognize those voices. Scattorshot? Red Alert? Hot Shot? Is that really you?

Hot Shot, Red Alert, Scattorshot:
Yes, sir!

Reverb:
[translation] Do you think it's anything personal?

Jolt:
No, Reverb, I don't think it's anything personal. I'm sure they'd rather ride with us.

Reverb:
[translation] Do you think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss?

Jolt:
No, Reverb, I don't think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss. You and Bud watch too many movies.

Bud:
Okay, Jolt. Where is your homeworld?

Jolt:
Well I don't. You see?

Optimus Prime:
What does that mean?

Jolt:
Vector Prime. A little help?

Vector Prime:
[Projector image] My path crossed that of the Minicons as their ship was drifting aimlessly through space.

Wing Saber:
Why were you guys adrift in space?

Jolt:
That's a good question. We were playing hide'n'seek and the ship was an excellent place to hide. I wonder if our friends are still looking for us? I wonder?

[laughs]

Snarl:
I can hardly believe this is our ancient homeworld. It's nothing like the Jungle Planet.

Override:
It's not like Velocitron either but for the first time in my life I feel like I'm at home.

Red Alert:
[Jolt is laughing] Jolt, will you stand still? I'm almost finished.

Jolt:
I can't help it.

[laughing]

Jolt:
It tickles.

Red Alert:
There. I was able to scan parts of Jolt's mind. It seems that his brain is more human than Transformer.

Vector Prime:
That's why he relates to you kids.

Coby:
Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed?

Scattorshot:
Even if we did it wouldn't do us any good. Acording to what they say; Jolt was the one piloting the ship.

Lori:
Wow! I can see right through Megatron.

Bud:
Acording to every movie I've ever seen he's obviously a ghost.

Coby:
Bro, you know I'm scared of ghosts. He's not a ghost, right, Jolt? Where are the Mini-Cons?

[the children turn around and gasp in horror as Sideways is clutching Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed who have been knocked out cold]

Coby:
Hey! Put those Mini-Cons down.

Sideways:
Oh, I'm so scared of you. I think I'll run away. See ya!

[Sideways teleports himself away from the Autobots' base]

Coby:
Heym, get back here.

[Coby, Lori, and Bud run after Sideways. They are teleported to a strange world; all graon]

Lori:
Are you guys okay?

Bud:
Yeah. Hey, guys, we're floating.

Coby:
Huh? Forget that, you guys. Where are we?

Jolt:
[laughing] That tickles. It tickles! Stop!

Red Alert:
Jolt will you stand still?

Optimus Prime:
How's the scan going, Red Alert?

Red Alert:
Well I was able to find out that Jolt's brain is a little more complicated in its configuration. That's obvious, of course. Because his body is so small his brain is more complex.

Lori:
That's great, Red Alert. Now I need to hear that in words that I can follow.

Red Alert:
The anyalitical scan shows that his brain is more human than Transformer.

Vector Prime:
[everyone gasps in astonishment] Yes! That could be the reason why Jolt and the others can relate so easily to the children.

Bud:
Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed's memories too?

Scattorshot:
Now that wouldn't do us any good, boys. From what they told us; Jolt was the one doing all of the drivin.

Red Alert:
It's going to take me a while to scan him.

Optimus Prime:
Then keep scanning him.

Lori:
Wow! I can see right through Megatron.

Bud:
That's weird even for him. Acording to every movie I've ever seen, he's obviously a ghost.

Coby:
Bro, you know I'm scared of ghosts. He's not a ghost, right, Jolt? Where are the Mini-Cons?

[the children turn around and gasp in horror as Sideways is clutching Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed who have been knocked out cold]

Coby:
Hey! Put the Mini-Cons down.

Sideways:
Oh, I'm so scared of you. I think I'll run away. See ya!

[Sideways teleports himself away from the Autobots' base]

Coby:
Hey, get back here.

[Coby, Lori, and Bud run after Sideways. They are teleported to a strange world]

Bud:
After him. Whoaaaaahhhhhh!

Bud:
We're okay. Hey, guys, we're floating.

Lori:
Yeah! I wonder why?

Coby:
Forget that. Guys, where are we?

Mudflap:
[slamming into a tree] Frag it. I left the Autobots because I was frustrated that we had to stay hidden. I joined the Decepticons only to join a bunch of lunatics. That's it. I don't want anything to do with the Autobots or Decepticons.

[Twig snapping]

Mudflap:
Thundercraker? Megatron? Do you hear me? I don't want anything to do with you or the Autobots.

Landmine:
Beating up on innocent trees, are we?

Mudflap:
Landmine. I told you I don't want anything to do with you so just leave me alone. Do you hear me? I said leave me alone.

Landmine:
Mudflap if you ain't a Decepticon no more then I want my friend back and stop beating up on innocent trees. Okay?

Mudflap:
Landmine. I want to make things right. So what are we doing, you guys?

[Crosswise and the others welcome Mudflap back to the fold]

Metroplex:
What happened here? Who on Gigantion could be strong enough to smash Quickmix into the ground like this?

Optimus Prime:
Override, who did this to you?

Override:
Megatron... He's upgraded.

[passes out]

Optimus Prime:
Override? OVERRIDE!

Vector Prime:
It is no longer safe to keep the team apart like this.

Optimus Prime:
Agreed. I'll call them back immediately.

Override:
I'm too fast to get caught like this.

[the strange bot speeds up and nicks Override's rear tire. She flies into the air. Override screams]

Quickmix:
I've gotcha, lassie. Hey Jacksy.

[Quickmix puts Override on the ground]

Quickmix:
I don't like the way you drive.

[the strange bot grabs Quickmix by his hand]

Quickmix:
Aye, you're a strong one.

[He slams Quickmix into the ground]

Megatron:
These underlings offer me no challenge.

Ransack:
We're the terrible twosome

Crumplezone:
We're the masters of disaster.

Ransack:
The Barons of Bad

Crumplezone:
The Dukes of Doom

Ransack, Crumplezone:
We're the villains from Velocitron. [Jolt Grunting] Wait we're not done.

Ransack, Crumplezone:
I'm Crumplezone and this is my partner Ransack. How's that for an entrance?

Optimus Prime:
It stinks.

Metroplex:
If it's a beatdown you're after then I'll be more than happy to oblige. [Metroplex goes after Ransack and Crumplezone with his axe. They jump out of the way]

Ransack:
You're too slow there wide load.

Crumplezone:
Bouncy Bouncy. Whoopsie daisy. [Ransack and Crumplezone play a game of pass the minicon]

Jolt:
Hey cut it out you guys. I can't fly with this data pack on my back. [Jolt screams wildly]

Ransack:
Stop squirmin.

Optimus Prime:
We've got to put a stop to this.

Ransack:
So start shooting tough guy.

Optimus Prime:
Blast! They know we can't shoot back or we'd risk hitting Jolt.

Bud:
What can I do to help them? Oh snap. [Over communicator] Coby can you hear me?

Crumplezone:
A friend of yours? I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Jolt:
Wow, Optimus, am I ever glad to see you. Whoah! [screams]

Optimus Prime:
Jolt!

Crumplezone:
Whoopsie, he must have slipped.

Ransack:
You'd better go and rescue your friend, big guy.

Evac:
Hey, look who I caught. I ought to go fishing here more often.

Jolt:
Eeew! I need a vacation.

Ransack:
You bored yet?

Crumplezone:
Heck no!

[Ransack and Crumplezone shoot at the ceiling]

Crumplezone:
Hey, look, the sky is falling.

Optimus Prime:
Sheesh!

Optimus Prime:
Bud, it's good to have you back.

Bud:
Thanks, Big Bot.

Jolt:
[Bowing respectfully] Thank you for rescuing us, Optimus Prime.

[Sixspeed and Safegaurd run and hug Jolt and Reverb as the Recon Minicon Team is together again]

Bud:
Woah, what happened here? Someone demolished this place big time.

Jolt:
[Screaming] Look at the size of those claw marks. How can we ever hope to battle against something that big?

[Jolt and the Minicons start running around in circles]

Bud:
Okay, you guys, calm down.

Jolt:
Vector Prime, Optimus Prime, anybody, Prime SAVE US!

Bud:
Oh, my stomach.

Jolt:
What is it, Bud? Is it your apendix? Your panchreas?

Bud:
It's. It's...

Jolt:
Yes?

Bud:
It's about time you guys calmed down and listened to me for once.

Override:
Woah!

Evac:
It's Landmine.

Override:
Then some.

Landmine:
Hey, Lori, aren't you afraid of me?

Bud:
I wasn't afraid of you.

Lori:
We weren't afraid of you so much as we were shocked and awed by you. Finding a real live alien robot that our parents told us were stories.

Landmine:
So I'm an alien, am I?

Lori:
We're alien to you too, and besides, you needed our help.

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Woah! Still too slow, wide load.

Coby:
All right you two. Drop the Minicon.

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Huh? Who's that?

Coby:
It's me!

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Megatron?

Coby:
No, you blockheads. I'm Coby Hanson of Earth.

Crumplezone:
Is that a scrapmetal? I hate those things.

Ransack:
I think the kid is inside.

Crumplezone:
Oh, I didn't know that.

Coby:
Okay, here it goes. Cobybot Transform!

[Ctransforms the scrapmetal into a robot]

Coby:
Iron Rocky Moutain Ball!

Crumplezone:
What is that?

Ransack:
I don't know?

[ball splits in half and spills concrete at Ransack and Crumplezone's feet]

Ransack:
Is that all you've got?

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Coby is a weenie! Coby is a weenie! Hey, I can't move.

Coby:
Okay, Optimus. They're all yours.

Optimus Prime:
Coby, what is that stuff?

Coby:
Just some of Quickmix's quick-drying cement. Those two aren't going anywhere.

Optimus Prime:
Nicely done, Coby.

Vector Prime:
Indeed.

Metroplex:
Aye!

Bud:
Come on, Coby, keep pulling.

Coby:
Geez, Bud, don't be such a backseat driver.

Landmine:
WHERE AM I?

Coby:
You're in the Rocky Mountains, Colarado.

Lori:
What's wrong with you? I thought you knew how important this was. Aren't you gonna get off your butts and help us?

Scourge:
I never said I would help you. Besides, we don't want to be involved in your war. I've given you the Cyber Planet Key, so way don't you leave me in peace?

Lori:
Grrrrr!

Lori:
MM-hmm.

Scourge:
Hey, do you really think that thing can protect you?

Lori:
Bike helmets save lives.

Override:
Racing with Hot Shot. Seems like old times.

Hot Shot:
Better with me then against me.

Hot Shot:
Hey, we're on the scenic route.

Override:
How about a change of scenery?

Override:
Cyber Key Power! Watch out!

Override:
Ah, there's nothing like the open road.

Hot Shot:
[talking about Ransack yelling and shoting behind them] You know, we're not in a race. We can hit the brakes and shut him up.

Override:
True. Well, then?

Hot Shot, Override:
Let's do it. Hyah!

Lori:
[couhing from the smoke from the fire outside that Thundercracker started out side the temple]

Scourge:
Human, are you all right? Now you see why I wanted you to leave?

Starscream:
[while fighting Snarl] Bad doggie. No biscuit for you.

Vector Prime:
I see. Safe Guard tells me that the inhabitants of the Giant Planet have a custom of building large cities, abandoning them after a while, and building new cities.

Vector Prime:
Make haste!

Jetfire:
We'll be making haste, then laying waste!

Lugnutz:
Awww man, these guys are gonna harsh my mellow. I was just getting my groove on too. I mean I know my thing, Starscream's doing his thing, so it's like what's the problem, man? Well, nobody's gonna rain on my parade, 'cause this cat's got claws, see?

Override:
Have a nice trip, Megatron.

Hot Shot:
We'll see you in the fall.

[laughs]

Starscream:
[as Megatron drops the planet cup] Oh, no! He dropped the planet cup. Aaaaahhhh!

Override:
I'll take that, thank you very much.

[override skids in between Starscream's legs and recaptures the planet cup before Starscream does]

Starscream:
Give me that.

Megatron:
You will pay for this.

[Megatron and Starscream flee with Sideways following close behind]

Override:
You know, Hot Shot? You may have beaten me but I owe you a big thank you.

Hot Shot:
Huh?

Override:
I would have been happy spending my whole life racing. So, thank you! My destiny is clear. I should be fighting on your side.

Hot Shot:
I'm glad I could help... Wait? What?

Override:
I want to help you. To combat evil you're going to need all of the allies you can get. So what do you say, Optimus? Can I help you?

Optimus Prime:
It will be dangerous.

Override:
What's even more dangerous is just sitting around while Megatron is planning out his evil schemes. Let me help you. I know I can make a big difference.

Optimus Prime:
We'd be happy to have you. Welcome aboard.

Optimus Prime:
You're helping save our home, so now we're going to save yours. That's what we do.

Lugnutz:
Aw, man, this place is totally dullsville...

Hot Shot:
I used to be faster than this.

Scattorshot:
You may have gained a few tonnes but it suits you.

Vector Prime:
Optimus Prime. I don't believe the planet is falling apart; it's too organized.

Hot Shot:
I don't believe it.

Vector Prime:
It is he who fought Unicron.

Optimus Prime:
By the Allspark.

Vector Prime:
He who colonized Cybertron, Velocitron, and all of the other Transformers Colonized worlds.

Optimus Prime:
Our creator.

Vector Prime:
This is Primus!

Ransack:
Starscream's really pushing it.

Crumplezone:
That's Primus's head.

Vector Prime:
He's lost his mind flying into the face of the creator.

Lori:
Wow! I can see right through Megatron.

Bud:
That's weird even for him. From every movie I've ever seen he's obviously a ghost.

Coby:
Bro you know I'm scared of ghosts. He's not a ghost right Jolt? Where are the Mini-Cons?

[the children turn around and gasp in horror as Sideways is clutching Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed who have been knocked out cold]

Coby:
Hey! Put those Mini-Cons Down

Sideways:
Oh I'm so scared of you. I think I'll run away. See ya!

[Sideways teleports himself away from the Autobot's base]

Coby:
Hey get back here.

[Coby, Lori, and Bud run after Sideways. They are teleported to a strange world]

Bud:
Follow him!

[All Groan]

Bud:
Wow guys we're floating.

Lori:
Yeah. I wonder why?

Coby:
Huh? Forget that you guys. Where are we?

Bud:
Okay Jolt. Where is your home planet?

Jolt:
Where? Well I don't. You see?

Optimus Prime:
What does that mean?

Jolt:
Vector Prime. A little help?

Vector Prime:
[Projector image of Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed drifting in a shuttle] My path crossed that of the Mini-Cons as their ship was drifting aimlessly through space.

Jolt:
And let us thank you again for that.

Wing Saber:
Why were you guys adrift in space?

Jolt:
That's a good question. We were playing hide n seek and the ship was an excellent place to hide. I wonder if our friends are still looking for us? I wonder?

[laughing]

Red Alert:
Your friends? How should I put this? Are they all as small like you?

Jolt:
Oh no not at all. There are bigger transformers. Come to think about it they might be larger than you guys.

Red Alert:
So the Giant Planet has two types?

Snarl:
So the reason why the mini-cons are small could be that they evolved that way. Just like I evolved in my environment on Jungle Planet.

Override:
It could be Snarl.

Landmine:
This is all very interesting but if these little guys can't remember how to get home then we're just spinning our wheels.

Red Alert:
It's not that they don't remember. It's that their memory data has deteriorated over time. But we'll see.

[Red Alert walks over to Jolt and towers over top of him]

Red Alert:
Now hold perfectly still. You'll feel a slight sting but don't worry.

[Jolt trembles in fear]

Red Alert:
I'm fairly certain I can put you back together again.

[Jolt screams]

Jetfire:
Hey, Vector Prime. For someone who's in a hurry you sure do like to take your sweet time.

Vector Prime:
Mind your tongue, impudent youth. I've been doing this since before you were created.

Megatron:
Scourge, My gift to you. Enjoy destroying them!

Scourge:
Farewell, Snarl. I have no love for traitors.

[overhaul covers Snarl with his body]

Scourge:
Move aside, interloper.

Overhaul:
You call me a weakling but you attack the helpless. You're the weak one.

[Scourge attacks Overhaul with his axe]

Snarl:
The beast totem.

Overhaul:
[thinking] I can't feel his attacks. I can feel something. The power to remake a planet, the power to remake a man, yes, I hear it. I can hear you. I am reborn.

[wailing in pain as the beast totem give Overhaul his new form by scanning a hyroglyphic in the wall of the temple]

Scourge:
What?

Megatron:
Impossible.

[Leobreaker knocks down Megatron, Scourge and his two sidekicks. He picks up Snarl and runs to the top of a cliff]

Overhaul:
I have embraced my destiny. I am one with the Jungle Planet. I am Overhaul no more. I am Leobreaker!

Vector Prime:
[to Optimus Prime] This is your destiny. Reach out... and save the future.

[first lines]

Hot Shot:
I can't believe this, Jetfire. I can't believe we're abandoning Cybertron.

Jetfire:
You can't think like that, Hot Shot. We'll come back and beat this thing.

Hot Shot:
But how? Hey, NOW what's it doing?... LOOK OUT!

Starscream:
[opens fire] Target practice!

Bud:
Lori, Lori. When life gives you lemons... make orange soda!

Lori:
Orange... soda?

[Thundercracker fires a volley at Landmine, but misses]

Thundercracker:
Oh, man! That was a waste of perfectly good missiles! I'll get him this time!

Optimus Prime:
[rams Thundercracker] I hope you don't mind if I butt in!

Thundercracker:
Where the heck did he come from?

Optimus Prime:
THAT was your best shot, Thundercracker? That's just sad. [prepares missiles]

Optimus Prime:
Here's MINE.

Thundercracker:
How's THIS? [fires missiles again]

Optimus Prime:
Gee, nice fireworks. [shoots the missiles, blowing them up in Thundercracker's face and sending him flying]

Optimus Prime:
Decepticon in the corner pocket!

Override:
I'm too fast to get caught like this

[The strange bot speeds up and nicks Override's rear tire. She flies into the air. Override screams.]

Quickmix:
I've gotcha lassie. Hey Jacksy. [Quickmix puts Override on the ground.] I don't like the way you drive. [The strange bot grabs Quickmix by his hand.] Aye you're a strong one too. [He slams Quickmix into the ground.]

Megatron:
These underlings offer me no challenge.

Vector Prime:
Every single thing in the cosmos has a fixed life. Galaxies, planets, humans, Transformers... I alone have stood outside the reach of time, watching, ever vigilant, as the millennium marched past. I have seen oceans rise, continents shift and mountains crumble. I have seen brother rise against brother, and the decimation it leaves behind. And always the great cycle continues, as new life rises from the ashes of destruction. Now after eons of watching, I too have become part of the cycle, starting a new life with purpose and meaning, and though that life might end, I know now I will never die.

Vector Prime:
After eons of watching, I began a new life, with purpose and meaning. And though that life now ends, I know that in the hearts of these friends I have made, I shall live forever. Farewell, Bud, the future is my gift to you.

Vector Prime:
I finally understand the true value of time, for it is the bonds between us that give time its meaning.

Bud:
Hey, good job, you guys! This totally looks like a REAL secret headquarters!

Hot Shot:
Gee, maybe cause it IS one!

Scattorshot:
Okay, nobody panic, it's probably just a glitch... [Two blips are approaching Earth]

All:
HUH?

Scattorshot:
Just let me tie this down here... gimme a second... adjusting frequency...

Coby:
What is that?

Scattorshot:
Hang on! Let me see if I can boost the resolution. They're still pretty far away. [the screen reveals the blips are Megatron and Starscream]

Scattorshot:
Oh, no...

Hot Shot:
Hmm?

Scattorshot:
NOW you can panic!

Lori:
My dad was gonna build a housing development out here before the market went soft.

Scattorshot:
Huh? Soft? Looks pretty hard to me.

Lori:
Not the ground, the market! Oh, never mind...

Scattorshot:
Well, it's solid now!

Coby:
Hey, uh, Hot Shot... How come you use a crystal oscillator?

Hot Shot:
That's, uh, kinda technical.

Coby:
'Cause... I just thought that a phase-locked loop would be, uh, much more stable.

Scattorshot:
Overhaul, get over to 'D' block and quick!

Overhaul:
But there isn't time!

Scattorshot:
There's still almost a minute left, Overhaul. Now, I know it's not much, but we're not giving up now!

[looking at blueprints]

Scattorshot:
Looks like we got everything.

Lori:
What? Are you serious? I just think you could use a more efficient design, that's all.

Scattorshot:
So what's wrong?

Lori:
Are you kidding? There's no workflow, no ventilation, and if you haven't noticed, there aren't even any bathrooms! You gotta work smarter, not harder. That's my dad's first rule of business. Catch my drift? You should organize everything around a central hub, with easy access to all the other work areas.

Vector Prime:
VILLAIN, RETURN MY MAP!

Optimus Prime:
We're going to go with Hot Shot's original plan. Tomorrow morning we race.

Red Alert:
But there's only one of us that even has a chance of defeating Override.

Optimus Prime:
Yes. Hot Shot you must remember that you're part of a team.

Hot Shot:
Yes, sir. I'll remember that.

Clocker:
All right. This is going to be awesome! Hot Shot's going to win.

Hot Shot:
[chuckling] Thanks Clocker.

Red Alert:
As Bud would say "rock on dude!"

Lori, Coby, Bud:
[cheering] All right, Hot Shot!

Ransack:
Let's finish the job.

Optimus Prime:
[shooting at Ransack and Crumplezone] Just what job were you two planning on finishing?

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Nothing. We're done.

Optimus Prime:
Landmine, get Hot Shot out of there.

Vector Prime:
I shall assist.

Optimus Prime:
Now, as for you two.

Ransack, Crumplezone:
Transform... We're out of here.

Red Alert:
Optimus, thank the Allspark you're here.

Optimus Prime:
Who were those two?

Red Alert:
They're a couple of local thugs who have been causing trouble. In my opinion they appear to be working for Megatron

Optimus Prime:
Megatron?

Landmine:
Optimus, look who I found under a rock.

Hot Shot:
I'm okay.

Landmine:
Oh, yeah. Sure you are, Jet. You're just dandy. Optimus, Hot Shot is barely alive. The kid's got guts I'll give him that.

Optimus Prime:
What happened here?

Red Alert:
It looks like we failed our mission.

Optimus Prime:
Report now!

Hot Shot:
Optimus, it's my fault. Red Alert tried to stop me. I guess I disobeyed your orders. I made contact with the locals.

Optimus Prime:
[angrily] Hot Shot... Do you have any idea what you've done? What this could mean to the rest of our mission?

Hot Shot:
Yes, I know, but the cyber planet...

[Hot Shot passes out]

Red Alert:
Hot Shot?

[shouts]

Red Alert:
Hot Shot!

Override:
[thinking to herself] This is useless. How can I concentrate on racing when I'm thinking about something else? Megatron and Hot Shot both say they need the planet cup to save the universe. Each one says the other is evil but how do I know who's telling the truth?

[Optimus Prime drives over to Override and transforms]

Override:
What does this big lunk want?

Optimus Prime:
Greetings Override! I'm Optimus Prime leader of the Autobots. You and I need to talk. We don't need your cyber planet key perminantly. We need it to...

Override:
Close the black hole and save the universe. Save it. I heard the same sob story from Megatron and your boy Hotshot. Unless you've got some proof I ain't interested.

Optimus Prime:
But the world is in grave danger...

Override:
Will you save it. Look Optimus. You could be telling me the truth.

Optimus Prime:
But I am telling you the truth.

Override:
And then again maybe not. It's not a decision that I can take likely. Override... Transform. You want the cup? You've gotta win it. That's the only way we settle things here on Speed Planet.

Optimus Prime:
Okay you're on!

Jetfire:
Unidentified flying object? Is it an Autobot or a Decepticon? Can you tell who it is?

Scattorshot:
Just a second... good guy, bad guy, good guy, bad guy... bad guy! It's Thundercracker!

Thundercracker:
You're a stone-cold fool, Jetfire!

Jetfire:
Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Thundercracker:
Tell you what: Here's another little something coming from me! [Launches missiles]

Optimus Prime:
You're nothing better than a common thief.

Megatron:
Soon enough I'll be ruler of the Universe! I care not what vermin like you think of me!

Lori:
I don't know what you were thinking, Bud. The Autobots need our help, not lame ideas.

Coby:
Look who's talking about lame ideas. A traffic light in the middle of the desert, c'mon.

Lori:
Oh yeah? Well, that's way better than a square dance for cars in a parking lot.

Coby:
Ha! Shows what you know! They were breakdancing!

Lugnutz:
Get hip to this, daddy-o. This universe doesn't belong to you. Stay cool, man. My friends and I may have done some things you consider bad, but we're here to help this time. See, we don't like anyone, Decepticons or Autobots, trying to take away our freedom. We cool? Can you dig it?

Evac:
I know, I can barely understand him myself, but he's agreed to help.

Lugnutz:
And it's a gas!

Crumplezone:
Hey, there's some big guy parked up on the road! So, you think he's friendly?

Ransack:
Uh... [Megatron fires on them]

Ransack:
No, not friendly!

Crumplezone:
AAAAAHHH! Make tracks, buddy!

Ransack:
AAAAAHHH! Make tracks, buddy!

Crumplezone:
I don't know, maybe he's related to that cute scooter you dumped! You should have been nicer to her!

Crumplezone:
[on joining Megatron's Decepticons] I don't wanna work!

Ransack:
Ah, it's an offer we can't refuse, Crumplezone.

Crumplezone:
But this guy is mean! He kinda scares the oil out of me.

Ransack:
Eh, go with the flow.

Optimus Prime:
Now this is important. When you arrive on the Speed Planet you must be discreet. Keep your identities as Cybertronians a secret and avoid all contact with the locals. Is that understood?

Hot Shot:
You've got it Optimus. I'm keeping it on the down low. D.L.

Red Alert:
Oh, be still my beating heart. I'm on a mission with Hot Shot? This is going to go well.

Hot Shot:
Did you say something partner?

Red Alert:
Nothing.

Optimus Prime:
Autobots... Good luck.

Hot Shot:
[on the Speed Planet] This is awesome. Nothing but sunshine and opened road.

Red Alert:
Remember we are on a mission Hot Shot.

Hot Shot:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[a dragster comes whipping past Red Alert and Hot Shot]

Hot Shot:
Road hog!

Red Alert:
Cool. That's the fastest thing I've ever seen.

Hot Shot:
Faster than me? I thought I was the fastest. Oh, man. Talk about a let down.

Thundercracker:
Man, whatcha reckon this Omega Lock thing looks like? Where exactly are we headed? Gotta picture of it?

Starscream:
Oh, quit whining and keep searching!

Thundercracker:
Aww, whining? I'm THINKING! Out LOUD! [Starscream accelerates away]

Thundercracker:
Hey, I was talking to you!

Vector Prime:
Optimus Prime. Get a hold of yourself.

Optimus Prime:
I can't let anyone else get hurt. They trusted me. Am I really worthy of their trust?

Vector Prime:
What are you talking about?

Optimus Prime:
Remember our battle with the Decepticons on Earth? I couldn't protect them from Megatron then and it almost cost them their very sparks.

Vector Prime:
I've heard enough.

[Vector Prime punches Optimus Prime in the face with a tough right hook to Optimus's chin]

Optimus Prime:
Vector Prime!

Vector Prime:
Sheer arrogance. Do you think that your Autobots fight just for you? We all fight because we want to save our homeworld and put an end to Galvatron's evil

Optimus Prime:
Because of me.

Vector Prime:
Because of you we fight as a team.

Landmine:
It's been fun but take this.

[Landmine relinquishes the Giant Planet's cyber key]

Wing Saber:
Thank goodness. Now I don't have to look at Landmine's giant caboose.

[Everyone laughs]

Optimus Prime:
Thanks.

[Turning to Vector Prime]

Optimus Prime:
That's quite a right hook you have.

Vector Prime:
Remember that and don't make me use it again.

Scourge:
I don't need your friendship.

Lori:
Maybe you oughta rethink that. After all, friendship defeated you.

Scourge:
Hmm. It is an option.

Lori:
[smiles] Scourge.

Lori:
[turn and looks at Override] Hey, look at us, making a difference!

Lori:
Ah, you're not upset with us, are you, Scourge?

Scourge:
No. All of you have just given me a lot to think about. You've given me a second chance to be a good leader. So thanks, little sister.

Lori:
[gasps] Little Sister?

Lori:
[mad] HEY! I don't wanna be his little sister.

Override:
I guess it's a good thing we brought Lori along, huh?

[starts to laugh with everyone else]

Lori:
[even madder] It's not funny! Scourge, you're in so much TROUBLE!

[everyone keeps laughing]

Jetfire:
[flying overhead] No sign of Starscream...

[spots Thunderblast]

Jetfire:
But most speedboats on Earth don't come with missile launchers!

[Jetfire's shadow appears over Thunderblast]

Thunderblast:
Hey! Where's my sun?

Jetfire:
Ahoy there! I haven't seen you around here before!

Thunderblast:
Quit blocking my sun, you big goon!

Jetfire:
Well, excuse me!

Thunderblast:
You spend thirty years in an ice cave and see how friendly you are!

Jetfire:
You mean you're one of those escaped monsters?

Thunderblast:
HEY! Who are you calling a monster?

Jetfire:
But that's... I didn't mean...!

[Thunderblast shoots Jetfire down]

Thunderblast:
Sayonara, Mister Buzz-Kill!

Jetfire:
No doubt about it... she really is a monster!

Ransack:
Whoa, this guy's pretty good! He's actually giving us a run for our money.

Crumplezone:
I thought you said not to compliment the guys we fight!

Snarl:
Brakedown! Brakedown! Please you've gotta be okay.

Overhaul:
I'm fine.

Snarl:
No you're not! You're hurt!

Overhaul:
I know... I just wanted to make sure you were safe.

Red Alert:
Let me take a look.

Hot Shot:
[to Clocker] Don't worry about a thing. He's a medic. If anyone can figure out what's wrong it's him.

Red Alert:
Your fuel rods have been damaged. You're going to be a bit dizzy, Brakedown, but you're going to be alright.

Red Alert:
[angrily] Hot Shot!

Hot Shot:
Yeah, I know!

Red Alert:
Optimus's orders couldn't have been more clear: We are to have absolutely no contact with the residents of this planet!

Hot Shot:
But I couldn't just let those two jerks beat up on those guys!

Red Alert:
We don't know the customs of this planet!

Hot Shot:
I think it's up to us to jump in and help whenever we can and uphold the honor of Cybertron.

Red Alert:
In this case it doesn't matter what we think! That could have been one of their customs! You have to respect the customs of this planet, not the customs of the planet that we come from! Right now we're strangers in a strange land...

Snarl:
...What?

Red Alert, Hot Shot:
Huh?

Snarl:
Brakedown told me to come and invite you to our home to thank you properly for your help. I wasn't listening in on your conversation. Honest. So is it true that you come from another planet?

Crumplezone:
Wow, you raced against Override? Did ya win?

Megatron:
Nevermind. She doesn't know anything about the Cyber Planet Keys, so it doesn't matter.

Ransack:
In other words, you lost.

Thundercracker:
Huh! Thinks his oil don't stink! Hoo-wee! Well stink it do!

Starscream:
We'd better call it a night. You're a lousy dancer anyway!

Optimus Prime:
That's a sober suggestion coming from one of Megatron's lackeys!

Starscream:
I'm not Megatron's lackey! I BOW TO NO-ONE!

Thunderblast:
A girl has to choose the right accessories... like this rocket launcher that doubles as an even bigger rocket launcher! Don't you just love it?

Starscream:
What are you laughing at?

Megatron:
I'm laughing at a coward, a gutless wonder, a wimp-who I trained to be a warrior. But you could never cut it, Starscream. No matter how big you become, you're still the same pathetic wannabe! Oh yes... you're the king alright. The king of fools!

Starscream:
Ever notice how much noise an insect makes, buzzing and clacking, until you crush it underfoot? That's what you are Megatron-a bug with a big mouth!

Megatron:
We'll see-when I knock that crown off your head!

Vector Prime:
Discussion of my butt aside, we were talking about the lock and keys...

Lori:
Stop. Don't give Bud any ideas. He might disrupt history altogether.

Bud:
I guess they do say that in every single sci-fi movie ever made in the world.