Transformers: Robots in Disguise

X-Brawn:
I swear Sideburn. If you were as good at fighting as you are at flirting, the Predacons wouldn't have a chance.

X-Brawn:
Howdy Prime. We to late for the party?

Sideburn:
We decided to drop in anyway. We didn't get our invitations. Maybe they're lost in the mail.

Prowl:
Were heard some of the guest are rather rude. That right Optimus?

Optimus Prime:
Yup. I asked them to leave but the just keep hanging around..

Prowl:
Don't make me get out my tow bar.

Optimus Prime:
Autobots, transform... And roll out!

Sky-Byte:
Who's the smartest shark around? Who's the coolest shark in town? Sky-Byte, that's me! Ha!

Sky-Byte:
Happy motoring!

Slapper:
Well, if we're gonna dress up like Autobots, then I'm gonna look like Optimus Prime! Yeah, that's it!

Gas Skunk:
No, I'm gonna be Optimus Prime! I'll have a red helmet and a siren...

Dark Scream:
I'll be Optimus Prime, I want him!

Sky-Byte:
Stop this nonsense! If you had any brains you'd be dangerous. I, of course, shall be Optimus Prime.

Slapper:
Well, ain't that just Prime.

Sky-Byte:
What sort of nonsense is this? "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times?" Best or worst, make up your mind!

Slapper:
Does Sky-Byte really think he's going to understand humans by reading that stuff?

Sky-Byte:
"To be or not to be?" This guy can't make up his mind either!

Prowl:
Sorry, ma'am. I do apologize for the inconvenience. Are you all right?

Kelly:
For someone who's been attacked by a giant flying squirrel and a huge toad, a maniacal shark and a monstrous skunk... sure, I'm just fine.

Sky-Byte:
[about his Predacons] One of those flashlights is brighter than the three of them combined.

Sky-Byte:
Here's a tip for you: Never ignore a warning from a shark!

X-Brawn:
Man, I think I might have been having battery palpitations there for a while.

Side Burn:
I do have a sensitive side. I can cry at movies. Especially during car crashes. And all of my doors dent surprisingly easily. You know, maybe we can go see one of those movies about actually really falling in love!... If it doesn't go on too long.

Kelly:
Thank you, but I'd rather eat a mouthful of thumb tacks.

Gas Skunk:
[on fire] It's amazing how a nice day can turn into such a bummer.

Sideburn:
Congratulations Dark Scream! You just won the prize for most obnoxious life form.

Darkscream:
Flattery will get you nowhere, Autobot!

[Predacons show up]

Optimus Prime:
What do you know. Somebody must have forgotten to lock the gate at the petting zoo.

Megatron:
Well, look who's here. Optimus Prime, as I live and breathe!

Slapper:
Hey, wait! What am I supposed to do till you come back?

X-Brawn:
Measure your tongue or something! Time to get rollin'. On second thought, I should have taken the elevator! [leaves]

Slapper:
[measures his tongue] 42 feet, 3 inches. That's impressive!

Optimus Prime:
Let's rock!

Megatron:
[laughs] Poor Optimus! Surely you did not think you could defeat ME?

Optimus Prime:
[emerges from rubble] As a matter of fact, I never doubted that for a second. [proceeds to deck Megatron]

Megatron:
I am Megatron. I am the leader of the Predacons and the future ruler of the galaxy. The Predacons are in need of energy and there is one among you who knows the location of every energy source on Earth: you, Dr. Onishi!

Koji:
...Dad? My dad's in danger, somebody's got to help him...

Optimus Prime:
...And somebody will. I'll do everything I can to help your father. Can you meet me at the entrance to Metro Park in five minutes?

Koji:
Wait! I don't even know who you are!

Optimus Prime:
I'll explain everything later, Koji.

Koji:
Hey, how do you know who I am?

Optimus Prime:
There's no time for that now. I'll see you in five minutes.

[Optimus and Megatron transform]

Koji:
They both changed their forms! Autobots are just like the Predacons!

Optimus Prime:
It's true. We are two different races of robots from a planet many light years from Earth.

Koji:
Then you're on their side, you lied to me!

Optimus Prime:
No. Listen, Koji: we Autobots live to protect others, Predacons exist only to conquer and destroy.

Koji:
How am I supposed to know who to trust?

Optimus Prime:
That's a decision you'll have to make for yourself.

Optimus Prime:
I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Optimus Prime. I'm an Autobot from the planet Cybertron.

Optimus Prime:
I think I might need a little help on this one. T-AI, battle protocol!

T-AI:
Battle protocol, activating now!

Optimus Prime:
I need backup in Alpha Quadron Sector 3, ASAP!

T-AI:
Copy that, the Autobot Brothers are in that quadron. Prowl is online. Now for his younger brother, Sideburn. He's the fastest. Now I'm scanning for X-Brawn, he's the oldest and the strongest. Listen up, guys. This is a battle protocol. I repeat, this is a battle protocol!

Kelly:
[driving a Mercedes SUV] If I keep going at this rate, I think I can get to New York in time for breakfast!

X-Brawn:
My apologies, ma'am. You're gonna have to take a cab.

Kelly:
Me? Why?

X-Brawn:
Just an emergency. Sorry! [ejects Kelly thorugh the sunroof]

X-Brawn:
All right! Time to put the pedal to the metal and burn some serious rubber!

Sideburn:
[to a red car] Hey... That's a pretty slick little chassis you got there. [the car's female driver giggles]

Prowl:
Quit foolin' around, Sideburn! You got T-AI's alert, same as I did! We've got a battle protocol to respond to, so step on it!

Sideburn:
All right, I'm going, I'm going. But just look at that paintjob, will ya? Ain't she a beaut?

Prowl:
Don't make me get out my towbar...

Midnight Run:
How about coating the entire track with glue! That would slow it up.

Rapid Run:
Dude, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Sky-Byte:
[singing] Who's the baddest shark around? / Who's the smartest shark in town? / Sky-Byte, that's me! / Who'll drive Scourge into the ground / And never let old Megatron down... / Sky-Byte, that's me!

Megatron:
No mercy!

Omega Prime:
None Given!

Gas Skunk:
I think your side's going to get burned, bot boy.

Scourge:
Power wielded by incompetence leads to nothing but self-destruction.

Optimus Prime:
As long as our circuits flow with faith and justice will prevail, you cannot win!

Slapper:
On a scale from one to ten - that was stupid.

Sky-Byte:
If we retreat Galvatron will destroy us, and if we fight we don't stand a chance. What do we do?

Gas Skunk:
Galvatron's a lot meaner than they are.

[leading the Predacons into battle]

Sky-Byte:
Now, stand tall, stand proud, and show those Autobots what you're forged from!

[after their final fight with the Autobots]

Sky-Byte:
That went... swimmingly.

Gas Skunk:
We showed them, all right.

Slapper:
I think I dented one of their feet with my face.

Darkscream:
We win.

Sideburn:
Go ahead, Galvatron, and do your worst. It doesn't matter! You're not gonna beat us, no matter what you do, because you're a poser, Galvatron. Always have been, always will be!

Koji:
Mayday, mayday! The Autobots need our help. We've got to re-energize Fortress Maximus. We've got to send him energy from all over the world, from as many kids as we can contact in order to give him enough power to re-activate. Call every friend you've got! All of us have to work together to protect the Earth! It's up to us now, guys. Galvatron's trying to steal our world and our future, but we're not gonna let him! We were able to activate Fortress Maximus before, and now we're gonna do it again. We've got to!

Galvatron:
Resistance is an exercise in futility.

Galvatron:
This power resides in the hearts and minds of Earth's children. Their fundamental belief that the universe is a place where goodness prevails over evil is the most powerful force in existence. But once I've warped their minds, evil will prevail and I will reign supreme!

Galvatron:
Go ahead, flail away! Your new-found energy won't last you much longer, and then you're mine!

Omega Prime:
I disagree!

[last lines]

Sky-Byte:
Who's the coolest shark around? Who's the coolest shark in town? Sky-Byte, that's me! Ha! [swims off into the sunset]

Sky-Byte:
The cobalt ocean roils, zephyrs blow cold, and another hapless foe is crushed beneath my heel.

Optimus Prime:
You might do better with limericks! Your imagery is derivative. It lacks semiotic cohesion, and the 'hapless foe' is you!

Sky-Byte:
My next poem will be your eulogy, as you rust away in a watery grave. Then we'll see whose imagery lacks semiotic cohesion!

Sky-Byte:
My enemies have found me

Sky-Byte:
They surround me and confound me

Sky-Byte:
And with inbound missiles hound me

Sky-Byte:
As they pound the ground around me

Sky-Byte:
But with one astounding bound, I shall escape

Sky-Byte:
Bye!

Optimus Prime:
Battle Mode! Let's see if you can fight as well as you lie!

Kelly:
Hey! There go all the talking cars on that truck. I wonder what's up. Maybe they're all being taken away for good to some kind of talking car junkyard, never to be seen again.

Movor:
Extra, Extra! Optimus Prime found crushed at the bottom of a canyon at the hands of a brilliant bot named Ultra Magnus! Does Prime still shine? Read on!

Optimus Prime:
With a little experience, this team may distinguish itself as a fine combat unit. Wedge reminds me a lot of those diamonds: he's a little rough now, but with some work, a little discipline, a little training, with a little polish, he could shine and become a valuable fighting Autobot one day.