Transylmania

Rusty:
Here, look. Got something for ya. The Codex Eroticon. A classic. Written like 1000 years ago. Makes the Kama Sutra look like Martha Stewart's prison notes. Ooh! You know what else I got? It's erotic comic books that I've been working on in conjunction with my memoirs.

Newmar:
[reading the cover] "Uncensored and raw?"

Rusty:
[reconsidering] You know what? The book'll do ya.

Newmar:
I don't know about this.

Rusty:
TAKE the Codex Eroticon, please! There's a legend that surrounds this hallowed tome, Newmar. They say that the moves contained within are so powerful that you can literally blow a chick's mind, turning her into some kind of raging nympho.

Newmar:
Is that true?

Rusty:
Well, that's what Tony told me at the Twat-A-Rama, and he would never lie to me.

Cliff:
[shot with an arrow] Hey, call me a nurse while you're at it.

Teodora Van Sloan:
Okay. You're a nurse.