Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

Sylvester:
So I pulled out my beretta...

Sylvester:
[R.Kelly sings] I said, "B*tch!" She said, "shut up."

Big Man:
[R. Kelly sings] God, I just shitted on myself!

Sylvester:
[R. Kelly sings] But your chick chose me.

Rufus:
[R. Kelly sings] I said none of that mack sh*t, please.

Sylvester:
I said I thought your name was Mary, it's watcha said at the party. Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody!