Traveler

Tyler Fog:
What are you doing?

Jay Burchell:
We smash the window, 9 out of 10 times the owner leaves the valet key in the glove compartment.

Tyler Fog:
Wait. [opens the door] 9 times out of 10 cars like these are left unlocked.

Jay Burchell:
You think he was really a Cubs fan?

Tyler Fog:
Please, how could he not be?

Jay Burchell:
Right, I mean you don't lie about sonething like that

Tyler Fog:
Its sacrilegious, speaking of [takes off his cubs hat]

Jay Burchell:
They're gonna be looking for Cubs fans [Both start laughing]