Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America

Narrator:
US president Ronald Reagan champions a compassionate campaign to resupply the freedom fighters with machine guns, C-4 plastic explosives, and other humanitarian weapons that they so desperately need in their struggle against literacy, teachers, health clinics and agricultural co-operatives.

Narrator:
After thirty-three failed assassination attempts, entailing two thousand people, and fifty million dollars; they are horrified to realize that you can't kill something that isn't alive.