Trouble with the Curve

Gus:
Anybody who uses computers doesn't know a damn thing about this game.

Pete Klein:
Have you thought about what you'll do when your contract is up?

Gus:
Sure, sign another one for more money.

Gus:
You don't know anything about scouting.

Johnny:
Don't tell them that.

Gus:
You shouldn't be in a place like this.

Mickey:
You used to sneak me into places worse than this.

Gus:
Now get out of here before I have a heart attack trying to kill you.

Gus:
You need some money for some new clothes?

Mickey:
I just came from yoga.

Gus:
You into that voodoo, huh?

Mickey:
Yeah. I'm thinking about getting three sixes tattooed across my forehead.

Gus:
I know I'm as blind as a slab of concrete, but I'm not helpless. I'll put a bullet in my head when that happens.

Mickey:
That's comforting.

Johnny:
So, what's Mickey short for? Michelle?

Mickey:
Mickey is short for Mickey. As in Mickey Mantle, my father's favorite player.

Johnny:
Aha. Lucky it wasn't Yogi Berra.

Vince:
Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension we offer you should be comfortable.

Gus:
Save it. Being comfortable is overrated.

Mickey:
Why are right next to me?

Johnny:
Because you're the first scout I've ever been attracted to - thank God.

Mickey:
I'm not a scout, I'm a lawyer.

Johnny:
Normally a deal breaker, but I'm all about expanding my leve of tolerance, self-improvement, et cetera.

[first lines]

Gus:
[at the toilet] Okay, come on now. Come on, boy. Let's not take your sweet-ass time about this. Jesus. Okay, that's it... Ah, good. Don't laugh, I outlived you, you little bastard.

Mickey:
Yes, I'm still single. Very single.

Johnny:
Maybe you are emotionally unavailable.

Mickey:
Emotionally unavailable?

Johnny:
Yeah.

Mickey:
Who are you, Dr. Phil?

Johnny:
Hey, that is quality television.

Johnny:
I remember him saying he had a daughter in college. Yep. He would say that she was smarter than me and him put together. That's why when I met you, obviously, I thought Gus had another daughter.

Mickey:
[smacks him]

Mickey:
[undressing behind the car] What are you staring at?

Johnny:
The paint job on the car.

Mickey:
Oh yeah, you like it?

Johnny:
A really hot paint job.

Gus:
You just need to get as far away from me as you can. Can't you understand that?

Gus:
What do you say now, jackass? That's know as, trouble with the curve.

Gus:
I think maybe, maybe I could change the way I do things.

Mickey:
You already have.

[last lines]

Mickey, Johnny:
[kissing]

Gus:
Well, it looks like I'll be taking the bus...

Gus:
What are you all staring at? I'm not a pole dancer.