Two Fat Ladies

Two Fat Ladies

Two Fat Ladies is a BBC2 television cooking programme starring Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson. It originally ran for four series, from 9 October 1996 to 28 September 1999, being produced by Optomen Television for the BBC. Since then, the show has been repeated frequently on the Food Network and Cooking Channel in the U.S. and on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in Australia. In the UK, the show has been transmitted many times on the satellite channel Good Food.

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1996
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Jennifer Paterson:
My poor raspberries have taken a bit of a pounding. I think Clarissa sat on them.

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
[under her breath] I didn't!

Jennifer Paterson:
It's better with raspberries, but it's going to be a mixture today, on account of you sat on them.

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
I never! It's those rough, bumpy roads, Jennifer, and the speed at which you were riding that bike.

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
Look, Jennifer, I really didn't sit on your raspberries. I know you're upset, but I didn't.

Jennifer Paterson:
Yes, you did!

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
No, I did not!

Jennifer Paterson:
Yes, you did!

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
I didn't!

Jennifer Paterson:
They were crushed!

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
Well, I didn't sit on them!

Jennifer Paterson:
Well, who else could have?

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
I don't know!

Jennifer Paterson:
No, it was you, you sat on them!

Clarissa Dickson-Wright:
I did not!

Jennifer Paterson:
Did, DID, *DID!*

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