Unforgettable

[voice-over at the beginning of each episode]

Carrie Wells:
I'm Carrie Wells. Only a few people in the world have the ability to remember everything. I'm one of them. Pick any day of my life, and I can tell you what I saw or heard. Faces, conversations, clues - which comes in handy when you're a cop. If I miss something the first time, it's okay - I can go back and look again. My life is unforgettable.

Eliot Delson:
Okay, keep me up rise. The FBI I can handle, but the tourist board, they [sigh] they're just mean!

Al Burns:
Looks like you had a rough night

Carrie Wells:
Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel good! Thanks, Al

Al Burns:
What's the combination on your gun case?

Leo Hackett:
12-bar blues chord progression

Al Burns:
[to Jay on the phone] one, four, five, one

Carrie Wells:
I saw that exact logo on a matchbook in David's dorm room! Where's it from?

Jay Lee:
[starts typing] I'm on it

Denny Padilla:
Oh, God! You're brilliant! I just... I never get tired of watching you work. I don't know

Jay Lee:
Thank you

Carrie Wells:
He was talking about me

Denny Padilla:
[chuckles] I was

Eddie Martin:
I wish I could say it's good to see you, but it's not

Carrie Wells:
Right back at you! How did you find me?

Eddie Martin:
For a smart girl, that's a pretty dumb question

Grendel:
Help you, detectives?

Carrie Wells:
Your powers of deductions are very impressive

Grendel:
Yeah, I've got a fifth sense for that kind of stuff

Carrie Wells:
Sixth!

Grendel:
Huh?

Carrie Wells:
I'm so so, sorry, who are you?

Delina Michaels:
I'm Delina Michaels, the new ME

Carrie Wells:
The new ME?

Delina Michaels:
Yeah, I'd shake your hand but... [shows her bloody hands]

Carrie Wells:
Yeah, no, that's, that's okay. What, what happened to the old ME? Where's Jo?

Delina Michaels:
Oh, you didn't hear? Doctor Webster passed

Carrie Wells:
Passed away? What?

Delina Michaels:
No, her certification exam. To the Cordon Blue culinary school

Jay Lee:
You need something else to weaponize it

Al Burns:
What?

Jay Lee:
Copolymer transethermite

Eddie Martin:
Well, you're gonna have to help me out. I failed science

Carrie Wells:
Failed history and PE too

Eddie Martin:
Who fails PE?

Haley:
Can I ask her, Granddad?

Sen. Thomas Carlyle:
You bet, Haley. You tell me everything she is fooling. Go ahead honey

Haley:
Okay, June 3rd 2003

Carrie Wells:
June 3rd 2003 was a Tuesday. George Bush landed in Egypt. The baseball player Sammy Sosa was thrown out of the game for having cork in his bat and let me guess: you were born!

Haley:
You're right! She is right! How do you do that?

Carrie Wells:
Well Haley, I have a very special gift: I remember everything.

Al Burns:
You might want to remember your job!

Carrie Wells:
There is something you want to tell me Jay, just go ahead! What?

Jay Lee:
I don't want you to die... 'cause you still owe me that 50 bucks from fantasy football last year!

[In a crowded lunchroom Al and Carrie spot the man they want to arrest]

Al Burns:
I think a softer approach is better here

Carrie Wells:
Yeah, I complete agree [takes out her gun] POLICE! DON'T MOVE!

[Carrie and Al enter the crime scene; Jo is already examining the body]

Al Burns:
Hey Jo

Joanne Webster:
Hi, waste of a perfectly good slik tie if you ask me!

Eliot Delson:
World peace really packs them in!

Carrie Wells:
Yeah, Justin Bieber has got nothing on this guy!

Jay Lee:
It just so happened me and his kid went to prep school together, and we were both on the tennis teams

Al Burns:
Hold on, you went to prep school?

Jay Lee:
As a matter of fact, yeah! I also had the change to help a classmate of mine pass his Philosophy of Art final during my junior year. I'd rather not say how

Al Burns:
Hold on, you were on a tennis team?

Jay Lee:
Right! So all we got to do is run them up against the Alpha Five photos, maybe we have a match

Al Burns:
Yeah, of course

Jay Lee:
Thanks! So aren't you gonna say: Hold on, Philosophy of Art final?

Al Burns:
As a matter of fact I wasn't. But now you mention it...

Jay Lee:
Got him

Carrie Wells:
Got her!

Jay Lee:
Wow, it's a woman!

[Carrie looks surprised at Jay]

Jay Lee:
What? No, not that a woman can... you know... Okay?...

Eliot Delson:
Absolutely not! No!

Al Burns:
Eliot, when we signed on here, you pretty much gave us carte blanche to run our own operation

Carrie Wells:
You said: we always have you backs, empower to get results, whatever it takes

Eliot Delson:
Now that's funny, I don't recall saying that

Carrie Wells:
It was July, 22nd, raining outs...

Eliot Delson:
Yeah right. Okay. [Turns to Al] Do you ever, you know, [whispers] get tired of it?

Al Burns:
Yeah, once I did, October 10th, 2012, we were at dinner, it was a Thursday if I'm not mistaken

Eliot Delson:
You two should go on Letterman!

Carrie Wells:
Jo, you've any unusual deaths in the past 24 hours?

Joanne Webster:
Carrie, they're all unusual deaths! We come into the world in the dullest, most inform of ways, but our exists are like, oh, forensic snowflakes

Carrie Wells:
Oh, yeah, your students must really eat that up

Joanne Webster:
"Poetry of Lab" over registers each year!

Carrie Wells:
All right, do you got it?

Jay Lee:
What's with the cloak and dagger. What's up, Carrie?

Carrie Wells:
It's complicated

Jay Lee:
All right, so what we're doing: is it illegal?

Carrie Wells:
Come on, Jay, you know me

Jay Lee:
You're right, it is illegal!

Jay Lee:
You're heading home?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
Yeah, Maya has a summer school open house

Jay Lee:
Lots of construction paper suns and moons?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
More like composting strategies and micro investments on lemonade stands

Al Burns:
We're doing autopsy in here?

Joanne Webster:
My goodness, no!

Maya Rawlins-Murray:
We're building a fort

Al Burns:
Oh, wow that's great Maya, we needed one of those!

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
Eliot said that it was okay. She was a little scared, she didn't want me going to work this morning, so Joanne keeps an eye on her

Maya Rawlins-Murray:
Aunt Jo is letting me dissect a heart later

Al Burns:
Oh, well, any volunteers?

Joanne Webster:
I suggested using Eliot, but we have to find him first

Eliot Delson:
What about these wall slogans?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
Also consistent with other Al-Qaida factions: make sure people know who did it

Al Burns:
Carrie thinks there are inconsistencies in the slogans used in todays bombing. Could be a misdirect

Jay Lee:
I don't know Al, I mean if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

Al Burns:
Well, yeah, according to Carrie it doesn't spell like a duck

Rosie Webb:
Are we there yet?

Carrie Wells:
Yeah Al, are we there yet?

Al Burns:
We are eight minutes closer than the last time you guys asked

Eliot Delson:
They've got 5 million in cash from the Four Aces Casino in Toronto, close 8 miljon in German bear bonds from a bank in San Francisco and half a ton of Rhino horns from a wharehouse in Pretoria

Carrie Wells:
You know contrary to popular believe Rhino horns are actually NOT an aphrodisiac, in case anyone was wondering

Al Burns:
Now I am wondering.

Carrie Wells:
Killborn: the Man, the Myth, the Legend!

Al Burns:
Mostly the myth since nobody has seen this guy

Carrie Wells:
Maybe he is not real, maybe he is a ghost

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
Ghosts don't end up at the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list.

Carrie Wells:
Al, you are my hero!

Al Burns:
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt.

Joanne Webster:
Why exactly the two of you aren't doing it is beyond me.

Joanne Webster:
This is weird, I have seen him die a couple of times in movies. This is hard to believe.

Al Burns:
Anything?

Carrie Wells:
His wife.

Joanne Webster:
Amira Buery, he eh... they met in France. She is some kind of human rights activist. She is the only one he could share his soul with. [ Al looks surprised at Joanne] Barbara Walters interview.

Al Burns:
Ah, but he did have quite the reputation for sharing in other ways. [now Joanne looks surpised] The Star! My dentist waiting room.

Joanne Webster:
That's just gossip! He changed!

Tina Forbish:
Detective Rollins-Murray, can you give us anything on the condition of the body?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
We have no comment at this time

Tina Forbish:
How many times was he shot?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
No comment

Tina Forbish:
Was anyone with Sayers at that time?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
I would say: yes there was!

Tina Forbish:
Who was with him?

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
Based on my experience I would say that at the time he was killed, his killer was also present! That's it for now.

Lamar Musgrove:
What would you say, beautiful? You want a shot? You look like a tequila drinker

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
And you look like your still living at home with your mother!

Al Burns:
Where were you yesterday morning, miss Evans?

Sheila Evans:
I thought you never ask! Four hours getting my extensions and color done by Francois du Champ at the salon

Colin Keyes:
It appears like we are done here. Thank you detectives [Sheila and her lawyer leave the room]

Jay Lee:
I don't believe them!

Al Burns:
You think she is lying?

Jay Lee:
No, I am talking about the hair extensions. You really can't tell!

Joanne Webster:
After Marilyn Monroe died, fans fought over her used toothpicks

Al Burns:
They didn't kill over them!

[3 police cars and a TV van rush in]

Tina Forbish:
Come on, wait!

Old Man:
What's going on?

Jay Lee:
We have to fine you for fishing without a license

Old Man:
A ticket?

Jay Lee:
Yeah

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
[to Tina] Did you get that?

Carrie Wells:
What about her shoes? She wasn't jogging, she wasn't hiking. So what was she doing here this early in the morning? Meeting somebody?

Al Burns:
Sure as hell it wasn't Mr. Right!

Al Burns:
Did you happen to hear where they were going, come from?

Desiree:
Sorry, mostly I just focus on the donuts. You look like a maple frosted...

Cherie Rollins-Murray:
If you think of anything else, give us a call please! [to Al] Come on maple frosting man

Eliot Delson:
That's what you get when then blind lead the blind [and leaves the room]

Carrie Wells:
Hum

Eliot Delson:
[Walks backwards to the open door] Did I just say that out loud?

Carrie Wells:
I never heard a word

Eliot Delson:
Oh, good!