University Challenge: The Professionals

Jeremy Paxton:
[after a team from Soroptomist International fail to identify the Ordnance Survey map symbol for a cliff] I'm not going walking with you lot.

Jeremy Paxton:
[after the House of Lords team lose by 75 points to 120] Bad luck, House of Lords, I was getting worried about you. Still, at least you got three times as many points as those clowns from the House of Commons.

Jeremy Paxton:
[the team from the Halle Orchestra fails to identify any of the monkeys in the picture round] You really are hopeless on these, aren't you?

Jeremy Paxton:
[after the Crown Prosecution Service team correctly answer a starter question] Plumbing new depths on this program, you get three questions on breaking wind.

Jeremy Paxton:
[the C.P.S. team has quickly identified music by the Banana Splits] Aren't you embarrassed to know that? What a profitable way you spend your time!