Up the Chastity Belt

Lurkalot:
And so they made me a serf, a servant. And they named me Lurklalot. Because I do.

Lurkalot:
Besides Sir Braggart will be gross mispleased when he finds out your daughter Lobelia is not Chaste. Well she is. But she falls down a lot. Even now she lies with the woodman.

Lurkalot:
Well. That's one way of putting it.

Knotweed:
Aren't they magnificent. You know Lurkalot I must confess I'm bent on joining them.

Lurkalot:
I've got a feeling you'll have to be.

Teutonic Knight

Aargh,mine wife has bugled been.