V: The Final Battle

Ham Tyler:
You know, from this distance I could almost cut him in half.

Mike Donovan:
Anything more than a flesh wound and you get the same.

Ruby Engels:
What happened to you Mr. Tyler? How did you become someone so... dangerous?

Ham Tyler:
You make it back safely and I'll tell you the story of my life.

Ruby Engels:
I have a hunch that's worth coming back for.

[after the capture of Julie by Daniel]

Diana:
Congratulations... I wish we had more like you.

Juliet Parrish:
Oh yes, congratulations on selling out your people to a bunch of nightcrawlers!

Diana:
[Slaps Julie in the face] You need an attitude adjustment my dear. And it will be my pleasure to give it to you.

Ham Tyler:
[looking at a dead Visitor with his reptilian skin exposed] Now that's a waste of good luggage!

Chris Faber:
Where do you want this one?

Ham Tyler:
Put it on their front doorstep.

Ham Tyler:
I like to get everyone's attention. That way, I don't have to repeat myself.

[Gooder' is Ham Tyler's nickname for Donovan]

Ham Tyler:
You know, if you let them live Gooder, they are gonna breed...

Mike Donovan:
I prefer them to you.

Ham Tyler:
I may bring the neighborhood down, but they'll eat it!

Martin:
[referring to Ham Tyler after he insults the visitors' race] Are there many more like him?

Mike Donovan:
Fortunately, selective breeding keeps their population to a minimum.

Ham Tyler:
[to Donovan after Ham and Donovan fought over releasing the red dust before an antidote was prepared] I'd rather fight you again than tell you this. And I *don't want* to fight you again!

Ham Tyler:
Move the M-16 or I'll make you eat it.

Ham Tyler:
You're in my way, Piglet.

Arthur Dupres:
This time you've gone too far, Eleanor, even for a stomach as strong as mine! I'm leaving you!

Eleanor Dupres:
Once you walk out that door, there's no turning back.

Arthur Dupres:
Thank God!

Pamela:
Is that the sound of panic in your voice, Diana?

Diana:
The situation is under control.

Pamela:
Oh, "under control," you say? One of your most trusted lieutenants has betrayed you, escaped right under your nose with the leader of the Resistance and you have the gall to tell me that everything is under control?

Diana:
They will be captured and dealt with.

Pamela:
Oh, I hope so... Otherwise... I'll be forced to strip you of your command!

Pamela:
You scientific types are so easily ruffled.

Diana:
And you military types are so predictable. [takes out weapon and shoots both her and her guard]

Diana:
Goodbye, Pamela. Consider this an early retirement.

Pamela:
Diana, sex for favors is as old as ambition. And sex is much too fragile a platform to support your ambition.

Diana:
You seem to have done well for yourself.

Pamela:
That's because I've controlled my ambition. You might reflect that your... lover... has sent you 65 million light-years away from him. [beat] Hardly an indication that he can't bear to be apart from you.

John:
Pamela always said you were ambitious, but she underestimated you.

Diana:
You stupid, feeble man! If it hadn't been for me, you'd still be trying to decide where to land on this planet! You and your petty, idiotic intrigue, wondering who was in charge! *I* was in charge! I directed this entire operation, while you made pretty speeches! I had the power, and you wore the crown!

John:
[with contempt] A crown. It's yours now, Diana. Enjoy your reign.

John:
[walking away] Queen of a poisoned realm.

[Diana shoots John in the back and kills him]

Ham Tyler:
The Visitors came here to suck us dry, and when they're finished with this planet, they're gonna take it like an empty beer can and toss it over their shoulder.

Juliet Parrish:
You can't win a war if you're extinct!

Juliet Parrish:
We're not fighting the same war anymore. The rules have changes, it's escalated way out of control.

Chris Faber:
Now, you see, war has a tendency to do that, ma'am.

[last lines]

Elizabeth Maxwell:
[after stopping the Visitors' mother-ship bomb] Pretinama.

Barbara:
It means peace.

Chris Faber:
I never thought of the Padre going AWOL. I always thought of him as a standup kind of guy.

Ham Tyler:
You start believing in that "peace on earth and goodwill stuff," there's no telling how screwed up you'll be.

Ham Tyler:
[the red dust was just successfully tested on Brian. Now Ham and Mike are wondering if it's safe for humans] Too bad we didn't bring our little brown shirt along [Daniel]. Now we're gonna have to find another guinea pig.

Mike Donovan:
You can't just pick someone out at random, that would be murder.

Ham Tyler:
There are plenty of collaborators out there, how about your mother?

Mike Donovan:
That's cheap!

Visitor conversion technician:
Her history suggests she's gonna be a rather difficult subject.

Diana:
I will break her. She is going to be my masterpiece.