Valdez, il mezzosangue

Chino Valdez:
Now what the hell is that?

Louise:
It's a sidesaddle.

Chino Valdez:
A sidesaddle? You mean to tell me you're gonna put that on the side of a horse?

Jamie Wagner:
Are you going to bust him?

Chino Valdez:
Do you know what it means... bustin' a horse?

Jamie Wagner:
Showin' it you can't be thrown.

Chino Valdez:
No, that ain't all of it. Bustin' a horse means just exactly that: you bust him. And that takes all the spunk out of a horse... it breaks him. And I'm not gonna bust a Valdez horse.

Chino Valdez:
Anyway, a bunch of Indians stole my horses once. I went along and stole them back. And while they was chasing me, I came off my horse and got run over.

Jamie Wagner:
Why didn't they kill you?

Chino Valdez:
Hell, boy, they was my friends!

Chino Valdez:
That's the way Indians bury their dead. They'd rather be close to the sun than have dirt thrown in their faces.

Jamie Wagner:
I ain't never going to get mixed up with women folk.

Chino Valdez:
Well, what a man says and what a man does doesn't always end up the same thing.

Chino Valdez:
Well, like they say: you can always pick your friends, but you can't pick your relatives.