Valley Girl

Randy:
That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.

Julie Richman:
Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?

Stacey:
I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?

Fred Bailey:
So, you wanna dance?

Fred Bailey:
Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

Randy:
Where do you work?

Julie Richman:
At my parents' store.

Randy:
What do they sell?

Julie Richman:
Health foods.

Randy:
That's cool.

Julie Richman:
Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?

Julie Richman:
I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Stacey:
You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.

Suzi Brent:
Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.

Julie Richman:
Who?

Stacey:
Tommy.

Julie Richman:
Who?

Julie Richman:
F*** him!

Fred Bailey:
Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!

Randy:
I don't wanna see Stacey.

Randy:
Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!

Fred Bailey:
What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.

Randy:
What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.

Fred Bailey:
No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.

Randy:
Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...

Randy:
Hello.

Julie Richman:
Hello.

Randy:
Having a good time?

Julie:
I'm trying.

Randy:
That's good.

Julie:
What are you doing here?

Randy:
Well, it's a party.

Julie:
Yeah, I know it's a party, but who invited you?

Randy:
Oh, you have to be invited. That explains it.

Julie:
What?

Randy:
Why everyone is dressed so weird. You see, if I had been invited, I would have known it was a costume party.

Julie:
Right.

Randy:
I saw you once before, you know.

Julie:
Where?

Randy:
At the beach.

Julie:
That was you?

Julie Richman:
Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Suzi Brent:
But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

Julie Richman:
I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!

Loryn:
Oh, bad news!

Julie Richman:
[glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

Randy:
[shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman:
[embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy:
It's how I feel. It's what I want.

Julie Richman:
I'm here with you now.

Julie Richman:
[arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?

Sarah Richman:
Bad karma, dear!

Steve Richman:
"It's what you are that counts, what's inside you, what you stand for...not what other people want to make you.

You see honey, there are lots of people out there who just ain't happy unless you live and *think* the same way they do.

And if you don't..." "You dig what I'm saying?"

Julie Richman:
"I know all about that stuff."

Randy:
No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so f*** it, we're goin' back.

Randy:
[to Julie after she dumps him] Well f*** you, for sure, like totally!

Julie Richman:
Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?