Vecinos

Do?a Soco:
I'm going to sell this building, and I need you to tell the neighbours to leave the place in one week! [pissed off]

Germ?n Mart?nez:
Take that! The neighbours ending up in streets [making mock of them]

Do?a Soco:
Even the doorman!

Germ?n Mart?nez:
Concierge, Do?a Soco, concierge!

Gudelia:
Well, come clean and tell me why you picked me up instead of my cousin Jacinta, but I want the whole truth!

Germ?n Mart?nez:
Only the truth?

Gudelia:
Yeah, the truth!

Germ?n Mart?nez:
First of all, because you're the prettiest. Second of all, because... because your cousin dumped me!

Gudelia:
You Idiot! [She slaps him and leaves]

Germ?n Mart?nez:
Why you leave? You asked me for the truth.

Germ?n Mart?nez:
[talking with Arturo after he was fired from his own house by his wife] There is a jungle out there!

Pepe Buenrostro:
[At the game show, the host asked this] Tell me Magdalena, which is the capital city from USA?

Magdalena P?rez:
[Happy] Disney World!

Delegada:
Next week I'm going to send you some paints to renew all your houses.

Magdalena:
I'm not paying anything!

Delegada:
It's free!

Silvia:
No matter how ugly the guy is, as long as he gives me everything I want under the bed.

Sammy:
Yes, whether you like it or not!

Miguel:
Life is enough stupid without add anxiety!

Sammy:
Yes, No, Yes, No.

Vanesa Balboa:
Hey, Silvia, I know you have certain experience with guys, even when your relationships don't last that much. I know you go out a lot. So, Does someone have take you to the Climax?

Silvia Olvera:
[nervous when she thinks it's about sex] Well, yes... yes, they have tried, but the truth is that I have get there all by myself, Why are you asking for?

Vanesa Balboa:
It's just that my friend Mat?as promised me to take me to the total Climax, but I'm nervous.

Silvia Olvera:
It's quite normal to feel nervous, But make sure that he's telling you only the truth. [she leaves]

Vanesa Balboa:
[she grabs her cell phone to tlak with Mat?as] It's a deal, tonight we're going to dance to the Climax. [all the time she meant a dancing]

Alejandra:
Welcome to the Hell-Mouth. This, our new home!

Marco L?pez:
Mom, I'm home! Where are you?

Magdalena P?rez:
[Magdalena it's arranging one book on a little cage] I'm over here honey, right in the library.

Benito Rivers:
[Benito is shooting a commercial in Canada] I like it, very much! [slowly]

Director Canadiense:
No, no, no, cut, cut, Goddamn it, you stupid kid, you call that acting? huh, you know what kid, You suck! [so pissed off]

Benito Rivers:
What happened? Be more polite with the Mexican. [sad]

Director Canadiense:
Get this kid out of here!

Benito Rivers:
So mad, huh, so bad.

Germ?n Martinez:
[to Magdalena] The only one who turned your car in that garbage, was the time by itself!