Visa/Vie

Italia:
Now. I want to talk to you about your wedding night. Because visa wedding night is unlike any other night. As you can imagine. Remember: you give him nothing unless you have the paperwork. That is the rule. And when he does lay you down on the bed, you must submit like a lady. You must make sure you are clean down there, that you have two touches of your favourite eau de cologne on each pulse, that your hair is clean and brushed, and that your nails are clipped. Now he may wish you to perform certain things. Well, if that is the case, you must do it with pride. Remember: this is the night that will establish how the rest of your relationship will turn out. If you give him the slightest sniff of something he doesn't like, maybe it is your smell or maybe your manner, then your marriage is doomed. This is the only way to be happy. You must focus on these things, or otherwise you will be lost. And when he enters you, you close your eyes and think of South Africa.

Man Number One:
Ja, so I've done some homework. We can't get married by the Home Affairs. There's too much of a backlog. But my sister's brother-in-law, he's a lay preacher. He can do it for us. Also, also there's a bit of a change in the rules. You can't work immediately. But don't worry. This place may look, like, you know, spick and span, but there's a lot for you to do, plenty for you to do around here. So you won't be bored.