Volunteers

At Toon:
Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I haven't had a woman yet!

Tom Tuttle:
Let's face it: you're afraid and you have a damn good reason to be. Albert Spear once said, "Fear is victory's fuel!" Oh, you spend a few years with me, pal, and we are going to turn that fear into high octane.

Lawrence Bourne III:
It's not that I can't help these people. It's just I don't want to.

Chung Mee:
Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more money. More money mean more power.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Yeah, well, before I commit any of that to memory, would there be anything in this for me?

Chung Mee:
Speed is important in business. Time is money.

Lawrence Bourne III:
You said opium was money.

Chung Mee:
Money is Money.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Well then, what is time again?

Chung Mee:
We must all do what we must do, for if we do not, then what we must do does not get done.

Kent Sutcliffe:
Bourne, it's eight o'clock. Graduation breakfast is at nine, graduation is at ten.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Well, Booty, we'd better get down to the real sex then.

Bootsy:
Graduation! My speech.

Bootsy:
I don't even have a theme yet!

Bootsy:
I'm the valedictorian at Smith.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Just a minute, stewardess!

Tammy:
Yes?

Lawrence Bourne III:
Could you get the pilot to send a telegram for me?

Lawrence Bourne III:
'Dear Dad. Have made terrible mistake and joined the Peace Corps. Please arrange to have me brought home at once. Your loving son, blah, blah, blah Lawrence'.

Tammy:
Are you sure?

Lawrence Bourne III:
Do I look like I'm associated with this hootenanny? And when you come back, bring me something with alcohol in it.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Well, look at the time. We've been talking for over ten hours. You know, Beth; we'll be awfully busy once we get to Loon Ta. Why don't we take tonight for ourselves; little dinner, dancing and then see what develops. You know, there's only one thing we haven't shared.

Beth Wexler:
You mean you spent that time talking to me and being nice so that you could have sex with me?

Lawrence Bourne III:
Well, yes. I mean I think I've put in the hours, don't you?

John Reynolds:
Bourne? Hey, I got a telegram about you.

John Reynolds:
You must have some kind of pull back home.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Well, we do like to consider Washington our back yard.

John Reynolds:
Yep; never seen anything like it. Waiver of training, physical, background check; immediate assignment to the Peace Corps at Loon Ta.

Lawrence Bourne III:
What! Loon Ta! You mean I'm in the Peace Corps? There, there must be some mistake!

Tom Tuttle:
Hey, Larry, you going to Loon Ta? So am I.

Lawrence Bourne III:
Wait a minute, don't tell me he's going too!