Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Jaklem:
Of all the planets we've ever visited, have you ever seen anything that even remotely looks like you?

1359:
No, but...

Jaklem:
Exactly. No butt. No lips. No legs. No way!

Absid:
Does your instrumentation reveal any intelligent life form?

1359:
Life form, yes. Intelligent, no.

Dee Dee:
I'm going to the ladies room... Try not to kill anyone before I get back.

Diane:
Someone should tell Babs to stop using that industrial strength hairspray!

Dee Dee:
Get off our backs.

Dino:
I kinda get off on your front.

Guy:
Hey, you cute little greasemonkey, how would you like to tickle my carburetor?

Diane:
Sorry, exhaustbreath, I don't work on compacts.

Dee Dee:
Can I get you a doctor or a vanilla milkshake or something?

Frankie:
I wanna know where that alphabet creep is.

Diane:
I think I know somebody's who's jealous.

Frankie:
Why would I be jealous of someone who's about to become recently deceased?

Sheriff:
Am I speaking to the widow of John S. Lamont?

Mrs. Lamont:
You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.

Sheriff:
The hell you're not!

Absid:
I'm an alien.

Dee Dee:
Well, that's okay, there's lots of English bands. What about Menudo?

Dee Dee:
I guess it's not surprising I'd fall for an alien. Lois Lane fell for Superman. Uh, there've been lots of mixed couples like that. Fay Wray and King Kong...

Dee Dee:
I still can't believe you're an alien. What a novelty act!

Absid:
What do you intend to do during your lifetime?

Dee Dee:
Well, I was thinking about becoming a nun or a bomber pilot. Or maybe even going into politics.

Stovitz:
This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission... and very dangerous. Allow me to volunteer!