Waiting to Exhale

Gloria:
Would you like to have dinner with us tonight? It's just leftovers. Collard greens and corn bread, some candied yams, a little potato salad, fried chicken, peach cobbler and a few slices of ham.

Marvin:
I would love to, but I've got so much to do around here. Maybe some other time.

Gloria:
To be honest, I don't have no business eating any of it as big as I am.

Marvin:
My wife was a big woman too. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

Bernadine:
The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won't be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, YOU'RE the motherf***in' improper influence! Get your sh*t! Get your sh*t! And, get out!

Troy:
You black b*tches are all the same.

Robin:
B*tch?

Troy:
Y'all always complaining about how nobody don't want your ass, don't nobody know how to treat ya! Then you meet a man, a brother, with genuine interest in ya, and you gotta act simple. Then you wonder why we date white women.

Robin:
A white woman can have your sorry ass!

Bernadine:
I give you 11 f***ing years of my life and you're telling me you're leaving me for a white woman?

John Sr.:
Would it help if she was black?

Bernadine:
No. It would help if you were black.

Gloria:
Your father's coming home on Tuesday.

Tarik:
And? First of all, he ain't my father, he's my daddy; there's a big damn difference.

Savannah:

If I hurry, I can still catch Dick clark