Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie

Ron Burgundy:
Looks like the captain's back.

Champ Kind:
I love you, Ron!

Bill Lawson:
There are stories epic, and grand stories that are forever lost in the sands of time, forgotten or changed by cruel kings who can hear only the whispers of these lost legends. Still other tales become too frightening for future generations to impart to their young. But other stories are lost to us because they don't test well with recruited audiences, or because a movie is too long, and the story must be cut for time. This is one of those tales. This is the chaff from the wheat, the skim from the milk, the pudding from the all-you-can-eat lobster buffet, and the surgeon guy from Prince and the Revolution. This is the lost movie "Wake Up, Ron Burgundy."