Wanted

Wanted

Wanted (2008) is an action film loosely based on the comic book miniseries Wanted by Mark Millar. The film is directed by Timur Bekmambetov and stars James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Thomas Kretschmann, Konstantin Khabensky and Angelina Jolie.

Genre: Action, Crime, Fantasy
Director(s): Timur Bekmambetov
Production: Universal Pictures
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 4 wins & 20 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
R (Restricted)
Year:
2008
110
$134,294,280
Website
6,194 Views

Janice:
Jesus H f***ing Popsicle, I still don't have my billing reports, but you've got time to sit there and Google your ass off. Well I know one thing: [smugly] You've got your review coming up next week, and I can't wait to start checking me off some big [clicking stapler loudly] f***ing boxes! Attitude: [Click] Poor. Performance: [Click] Poor. Management skills: [Click] Poor. Works well with others? Hah! That's a f***ing joke. [Looks at Wesleys computer] What is this bullshit; who's this prick? Some loser gets his head blown off in the Metropolitan-

Wesley:
[Has reached boiling point, snaps] SHUT THE F*** UP!!! [gets up and walks a lap around the office] [To colleagues] She has ONE, SINGLE iota of tenuous power, she thinks she can just push everyone around! [Comes back to a shocked Janice, snatches stapler from her, holds it up] You don't need this. [Throws it against cubicle wall, smashing it] [Leans in close to Janice, whispers] I understand. [Stands to full height] Junior High must've been kinda tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse sh*t, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. [Kneels down] I want you to know: that if you weren't such a b*tch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave, I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go f*** yourself. [Stands up, takes his keyboard walks out]

Barry:
Yeah, that was great bro, who's the man?

Wesley:
[smashes Barry in the face with the keyboard, bloodstained keys fly past spelling F*** YO, the final U being one of Barry's molars] I'm the man.


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