Watching

[Malcolm enters the pub.]

Pamela Wilson:
Wow! Look what the tide's brought in.

Sidney Clough:
Isn't that the fella your sister used to go out with?

Pamela Wilson:
You're not wrong there, Sidney. Hey, I tell you what, I bet when he comes over he says, "Long time no see."

Sidney Clough:
Okay. 50p says he won't.

Pamela Wilson:
Right, you're on.

[They each place a 50p coin on the table.]

Malcolm Stoneway:
Hi.

Sidney Clough:
Hello. It's Malcolm, isn't it?

Malcolm Stoneway:
Yeah.

Sidney Clough:
Long time no see!

Malcolm Stoneway:
Yeah.

[Sidney grins and picks up the money.]

Pamela Wilson:
Bastard.