Wedding Planner

Steve:
Do you ever think about that night at the park?

Mary:
What?

Steve:
I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, but I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something.

Mary:
I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple, I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away

Salvatore:
But Massimo said you announced your engagement.

Mary:
I never said that.

Burt:
See, I told you Miss Mo was full of crap.

Salvatore:
Not Miss Mo. Massimo. Massimo.

Massimo:
Love cant always be perfect. Love is just love

Massimo:
You long for him the way I long for you

Massimo:
Mary, I know I never done the right thing, say the right thing. I know I act like a fool. I know say we'd be buddy-buddy friends, but that would not be true to my heart so I'll ask this one question, and if you answer "no" I'll leave you alone once and for all. Be my wife, Mary Fiore. If you answer yes I'll take care of you, be true to you, and like this house I built for your dolls, I'll make sure you have a strong roof over your head. If you answer yes than no one will love you as much as I love you. If you answer yes than you will make me the happiest man on earth.

Mary:
You smell like sweet red plums and grilled chesse sandwiches.

Steve:
Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.

Mary:
Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?

Steve:
What are you talking about?

Mary:
Where's Fran?

Steve:
She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon.

Mary:
Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan.