Wee Willie Winkie

Priscilla Williams:
[on her new nickname] Wee Willie Winkie. It does sound like a soldier, doesn't it?

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Aye.

Priscilla Williams:
Then I'd be Private Winkie!

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Private Winkie it is. A full-fledged soldier of the Queen!

Priscilla Williams:
[about the Colonel] I think he's gonna like you, Mommy. Even if he doesn't like me.

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
You made a very good beginning.

Priscilla Williams:
Yes, but who ever head of a solider named Priscilla?

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Aye, that's the point. You couldn't take Private Pricilla very seriously, could you? We'll have to find a new name for you. [pauses] I got it! I got it! Wee Willie Winkie.

Priscilla Williams:
Wee Willie Winkie? [They both laugh] Was he a friend of yours?

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Nah, he was a lad in an old scotch rhyme. Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town... Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town... he ran through the... well,he was a lad who was always getting himself into difficulties.

Priscilla Williams:
Coppy, I'm kinda worried.

Coppy - Lieut. Brandes:
You are? About what?

Priscilla Williams:
I've gotta be a solider and I don't know where to start.

Coppy - Lieut. Brandes:
Who put that idea into your head?

Priscilla Williams:
The Colonel. You see, the colonel never had any little girls around. All he understands in soliders. So I've decided to be one. Then he'll like me. How do I start, Coppy?

Priscilla Williams:
But he was so glad to get back his necklace, Sergeant.

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Well, it will take more than a necklace to get him out of that jail.

Priscilla Williams:
But why are they gonna put him in jail?

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Because he's a blackhearted thieving batan, that's why.

Priscilla Williams:
But he was such a nice gentleman.

Sgt. Donald MacDuff:
Gentleman? Pah! A gentleman, why he'd cut your head off as soon as he'd get ya.