What Alice Found

[first lines]

Alice:
[to clerk] Got maps?

Bill:
Alright, rules of the road: No smokin' in the RV. Do not use the lights unless we are on the generator, or A/C, or on the road. And - don't pee in the sink.

Sandra:
I'm gonna tell you something about men, darlin'. They're are all dogs. They all wanna cheat. And if they're not doin' it, then they're thinking about doin' it. And if they're not thinking about it, then they're thinking about not thinking about it.

Young Alice:
Is dad ever going to be back?

Alice's mom:
Not if we're lucky.

Sandra:
Getting out always costs you something.