What Women Want

Nick Marshall:
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.

Nick Marshall:
There's way too much estrogen on television these days.

Darcy McGuire:
I'm the man-eating b*tch Darth Vader of the ad world.

Lola:
You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!

Morgan:
What, are you officially a woman now?

Nick Marshall:
I can see elegant parties...

Darcy McGuire:
You can see all that?

Nick Marshall:
Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.

Nick Marshall:
It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.

Nick Marshall:
Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that.

Darcy McGuire:
What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?

Morgan:
Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.

J.M. Perkins:
If you know what women want, you can rule!

Lola:
Okay, lied about the "grande"...

Lola:
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!

Nick Marshall:
What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.

Nick Marshall:
I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.

Alex:
Understatement of the century.

Nick Marshall:
Oh... This is nice, I don't understand why women complain about waxing.

Nick Marshall:
She thinks you're overpaid... and gay.

Alex:
My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.

Nick Marshall:
Women are crazy! Who would want to do that again?

Nick Marshall:
One down, two to go. He he.

Nick Marshall:
Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could.