Which Witch Is Which

Rusty:
Trick or Treat!

Chipmunk:
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Rusty:
Well, it means you have to give us a treat.

Chipmunk:
Oh yeah? And if I don't?

Rusty:
That's where the trick comes up.

Buttons:
What trick? We don't do tricks.

Rusty:
Then think of something.

Rusty:
[wearing a witch hat] How do I look?

Buttons:
Like the kid who was wearing it. [Puts on an angry bear mask]

Buttons:
How's this look?

Rusty:
Ha ha ha! Like your dad when he's mad!

George:
Come on out of there you little stinker!

Skunk:
Ha ha ha! That's *me* alright! [blows out fumes]

Rusty:
Hey, Jonesy? When does the party start?

Ranger Jones:
After the kids are through trick-or-treating.

Buttons:
What's trick-or-treating?

Ranger Jones:
Well, in this part of the world, children dress up as witches, ghosts or monsters. And they go from house to house yelling "trick-or-treat". And people give them treats like candy and stuff.

Buttons:
Wow! Does everybody give them stuff?

Ranger Jones:
Yep! Bags full!

Rusty:
Sounds like a lot of belly aches.

Ranger Jones:
That's why I'm throwing a party. To prevent belly aches.

Buttons:
Wait a minute! You mean they eat bags full of goodies, and then they come here and eat more stuff? That's what I call really chowing down!

Rusty:
My tummy hurts just thinking about it.

Rusty:
This oughta be good for a couple of nuts.

[Rusty and Buttons get showered by walnuts]

Buttons:
A *couple* of nuts, you said?

Rusty:
So he was generous.

Chucky:
That's a nice Halloween costume you're wearing, Mrs. Forn.

Mrs. Forn:
Oh. You really like it?

Chucky:
Yeah. Especially that funny fake nose.

Mrs. Forn:
Why, that's not a fake! Oh... you little! Now get that mutt out of here!

Christie:
Why, that was a dumb thing to say, Chucky.

Chucky:
How was I supposed to know?

Rusty:
That's a rough game!

Buttons:
And it's gonna get rougher if that dog catches up with you!

Ranger Jones:
The animals are more afraid of people then people are of them.

George:
The kids said they'd be home in half an hour.

Abner:
Yeah, and that was three hours ago.

Bridgette:
How do you explain this bucket, Abner? Don't tell me you went to the trailer park.

Abner:
Okay, I won't.