Which Witch Is Which1984

Rusty:
Hey, Jonesy? When does the party start?

Ranger Jones:
After the kids are through trick-or-treating.

Buttons:
What's trick-or-treating?

Ranger Jones:
Well, in this part of the world, children dress up as witches, ghosts or monsters. And they go from house to house yelling "trick-or-treat". And people give them treats like candy and stuff.

Buttons:
Wow! Does everybody give them stuff?

Ranger Jones:
Yep! Bags full!

Rusty:
Sounds like a lot of belly aches.

Ranger Jones:
That's why I'm throwing a party. To prevent belly aches.

Buttons:
Wait a minute! You mean they eat bags full of goodies, and then they come here and eat more stuff? That's what I call really chowing down!

Rusty:
My tummy hurts just thinking about it.