Whole Ten Yards

Jimmy Tudeski:
You refused to follow the ABCs of professional killing!

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
There's an actual ABC for professional killing?

Jimmy Tudeski:
Shut up!

Zevo:
Boss, you want us to check the bus?

Lazlo:
As opposed to staring at the bus? OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THE BUS.

Lazlo:
What the fook are you a**holes up to now?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
So this is how a retired mass murderer acts.

Jimmy Tudeski:
No. This is how a retired mass murderer acts when people show up uninvited.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Noted.

Lazlo:
Los Angeles. How interesting. All right, we'll get going and cut them off at the piss.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Who sent you?

Buttercup Scout:
Buttercup Scouts of America.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Bullshit. What troop are you with?

Buttercup Scout:
What?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
You heard me. What's your den mother's name?

Buttercup Scout:
Carol?

Cynthia:
Jesus, Oz! What the hell are you doing? She's a Buttercup Scout.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
I'm not buying this Buttercup Scout routine, and besides, I think there's something in her hands.

Cynthia:
Cookies. Minty Thins. This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter. I told her mother I would buy cookies from her.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Oh.

Buttercup Scout:
Putz.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
I heard that.

Buttercup Scout:
Jag-off.

Cynthia:
I swear to God, Oz. If you look at that monitor one more time...

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
I'll be taking cold showers for the rest of my life?

Cynthia:
For starters.

Cynthia:
You're afraid of everything, Oz.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
That is so not true.

Lazlo:
Put one

Lazlo:
in his head. Maybe that will make him remember.

Lazlo:
Yermo. Zevo. We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.

Cynthia:
How the hell do you know where my husband is?

Lazlo:
That was simple: LuJack.

Cynthia:
Lujack?

Lazlo:
In the Poosche.

Strabo:
No, Papa. Its... uh... You say LoJack.

Strabo:
See? LoJack.

Lazlo:
I didn't quite hear.

Strabo:
Oh. LoJack.

Lazlo:
Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain?

Strabo:
Of course not.

Lazlo:
Oh, something else?

Lazlo:
Ha! That was fun!

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Who are you?

Julie:
Julie Figueroa. Ring any bells?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Frankie Figs?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Okay, I'll take that chloroform now.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Hell, you were shooting at me in Mexico. Was that all part of the plan?

Jimmy Tudeski:
As a matter of fact. It was. Yeah.

Jill:
For two years I have been begging you to go back to work and then when Cynthia gets kidnapped, you're off to the races.

Jimmy Tudeski:
Off to the races?

Lazlo:
You want a slice of the pee?

Jimmy Tudeski:
Stay away from my chickens, Oz.

Lazlo:
Your wife is in a safe...

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
My wife is in a safe?

Lazlo:
Place! Safe place! Let me finish the sentence.

Jimmy Tudeski:
If you ever grab me like that again, I will stick a knife in your face.

Jimmy Tudeski:
You know I was a bed wetter?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
You don't do it anymore, do you?

Jimmy Tudeski:
When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.

Jimmy Tudeski:
What is this?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
It's what we've been building for the last few hours.

Jimmy Tudeski:
Well, get it out of here!

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Why?

Jimmy Tudeski:
Because I hate it! It makes me sad.

Lazlo:
I want him dead. Yesterday! Before breakfast! Before eggs! Scrambled.

Jimmy Tudeski:
Oh no! Look it! Blanche!

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Who's Blanche?

Jimmy Tudeski:
Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Who's Blanche?

Jimmy Tudeski:
This is Blanche. You killed her.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
I'm sorry.

Jimmy Tudeski:
Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped!

Jimmy Tudeski:
Blanche, put down in her prime...

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
He names his chickens! You name your chickens?

Jimmy Tudeski:
WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD!