Wild at Heart

Lula:
Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really somethin'!

Lula:
That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever?

Sailor:
How clever?

Lula:
He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.

Sailor:
Rockin' good news.

Lula:
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.

Sailor:
Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

Lula:
About fifty thousand times.

Sailor:
This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.

Sailor:
C'mere.

Bob Ray Lemon:
Marietta tells me you been tryin to f*** her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to f*** your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little c*nt Lula think about that?

Sailor:
Uh-oh.

Lula:
One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.

Sailor:
I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.

Marietta Fortune:
-stumbling into men's room with a martini- Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to f*** Lula's momma? 'Cause Lula's momma would like to f*** you.

Sailor:
Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't.

OO Spool:
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

Lula:
Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Sailor:
I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson.

Cousin Dell:
I'm making my lunch!

Bobby Peru:
Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can f*** like a bunny. Do you f*** like that? Cause if ya do, I'll f*** ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

Sailor:
She pulled back those tight orange panties and said "Take a bite of Peach".

Bobby Peru:
Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!

Sailor:
Stab it and steer.

Bobby Peru:
It's full of dummies, dummy!

Bobby Peru:
I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?

Lula:
Uh... yeah, I guess.

Bobby Peru:
I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

Guy at Nightclub:
You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.

Sailor:
This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.

Guy at Nightclub:
A**hole.

Sailor:
C'mere.

Lula:
When'd you start smoking, Sail?

Sailor:
I guess I started smoking when I was about... four. My momma was already dead then from lung cancer.

Bobby Peru:
Say cheese!

[Shoots bank employee]

Sailor:
Cool it man!

Bobby Peru:
You're next... f***er!

[Sailor's gun doesn't fire]

Bobby Peru:
Those are... dummies... dummy!

Sailor:
[about Lula's Cousin Dell] Too bad he couldn't visit that old Wizard of Oz, and get some good advice.

Lula:
Too bad we all can't baby.

Sailor Ripley:
Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".

Sailor Ripley:
She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach."

Sailor Ripley:
[to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.

Sailor Ripley:
[to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We've got some dancing to do.

Sailor Ripley:
I've just met the good witch.

Lula Fortune:
It's Night of the Living f***ing Dead!

Bobby Peru:
Say it! I'll tear your f***ing heart out, girl!

Bobby Peru:
Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

Marietta Fortune:
Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the f*** does that mean? Buffalo hunting!