Wildboyz

Chris Pontius:
It tastes like sting-y!

Steve-O:
Don't worry, Dave, we're doing the Fer De Lance Dance!

Chris Pontius:
I was looking at that baboon's wiener and I'm like, "God that's an ugly wiener." And I looked down at mine and I was like, "It kinda looks like mine!"

Chris Pontius:
I don't know 'bout you, but I'm going to go watch Viva la Bam. I wonder what he'll do to his parents this time?

Chris Pontius:
The bald eagle has the longest life-span of any other bird.

Steve-O:
That's why they're bald.

Steve-O:
Oh man, it is way past the WildBoyz bedtime.

Chris Pontius:
He uses it for wiping his butt.

Johnny Knoxville:
"The anal claw."

Steve-O:
"Looks like this guy's looking to use his anal claw on me."

Steve-O:
The undergarments may be a little bit skimpy...

Chris Pontius:
But Jesus Christ is huge.

Steve-O:
It's the coolest tattoo trick in the world. The guy asks for one tattoo, you give him another

Chris Pontius:
[a pig drinks another pigs urine] Oh look, the Steve-O of pigs. 'Someone's peeing, I better put my head under it!'

Jeff Tremaine (Tremaine, Jeff):
[Steve-O puts human ash in his mouth, starts to gag] Do it again Steve-O...

Steve-O:
Do what again you f***ing a**hole?