Willo the Wisp

The Bookworm:
You, sir, are an ignoramus.

Arthur:
[Flattered] Oh, thank you!

Arthur:
[after he heard someone other than Boregart talking] Hey, Boregart, say "bottle of beer."

Boregart:
[repeating after Arthur] Bottle of beer.

Grizelda The Witch:
[Grizelda walks in with a well on her body] If I hear anybody laugh, one wise crack, one snicker out of any of you and I'll turn you into a toad. [Arthur starts to snicker and laugh out loud to the point where Grizelda zaps him and turns him into a toad]