Winnie the Pooh

Tigger:
Blugadeebloo!

Pooh:
A simple hello would do, thank you very much.

Owl:
Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...

Pooh:
Gesundheit.

Owl:
I beg your pardon?

Pooh:
Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.

Owl:
I didn't sneeze.

Eeyore:
Oh, you did, Owl.

Owl:
No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!

Pooh:
Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.

Owl:
As I was saying, first: issue a reward...

Pooh:
[to Eeyore] He's doing it again. [to Owl] You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore:
[gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

Owl:
[frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO! And 'ah-choo' isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like 'Ah-choo!'

Pooh:
Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.

Owl:
Oh! [hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards]

Pooh:
Perhaps I could borrow some honey.

Pooh:
Just a taste. A small lick, I should think.

Christopher Robin:
Silly old bear.

[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces]

Piglet:
And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

Pooh:
How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit:
[loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet:
I cannot.

Rabbit:
Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet:
No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit:
[in disbelief] Not knot?

Pooh:
Who's there?

Rabbit:
Pooh!

Pooh:
Pooh who?

Rabbit:
No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet:
Not possible.

Owl:
Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet:
Not these pieces!

Pooh:
Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet:
Why not?

Eeyore:
'Cause it's all for naught.

Pooh:
Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?

Eeyore:
Yup, I know how that feels.

Pooh:
[singing] 'Cause everything is honey, there's a honey Pooh / He's just made of honey so I guess I'll eat him too.

Pooh:
[to his tummy] I can see you're going to be rather feisty today.

Owl:
Yes, well, the thing to do is issue a reward...

Pooh:
Gesundheit.

Owl:
I beg your pardon?

Pooh:
You sneezed.

Owl:
No, I didn't! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO!

Pooh:
You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore:
[gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

[from trailer]

Tigger:
Bluga-dee-bloo!

[Tigger pounces on top of Pooh]

Pooh:
A simple hello would do, thank you very much.

Tigger:
It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.

[last lines; in the post-credits scene]

The Backson:
[enters stomping until he spots the trail of objects] Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot! [picks up blackboard with picture of Backson] And oh, my, that's a scary looking fella. Gosh, maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick 'em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want. [falls in pit] Whoa! Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello! Anybody up there? Oh, well. I hope that fella will be back soon.

Tigger: [singing his song "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers"] Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy! Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one I'm the only one! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tigger:
This is how you're going to get the backson.

Tigger:
Hey, Piglet, buddy, it's me, Tigger! Do you remember me?!