Witness Protection

[first lines]

Melissa:
Aw, jeez.

Karl:
What's the deal?

Melissa:
This girl is a nightmare.

Karl:
What girl? Where is she?

Melissa:
She's tied up in the car.

Karl:
You left her alone?

Melissa:
Don't worry. I have her pretty well trussed up.

Kobe:
This is so dreadfully unfair. I haven't even been charged with a crime and here I am a prisoner - in bondage!

Karl:
Most of our prisoners aren't packaged as tightly as you are. What's different about you?

Melissa:
I'll tell you why she's different. She's skipped twice and she slipped out of her cuffs right before she was supposed to testify at the Rico trial. The judge was furious and ordered a contempt of court on her.

Melissa:
Listen, Karl, you have to be careful with her. You have to keep her in bondage and under lock and key at all times!

[Karl grabs Kobe as she was about to escape from his backyard]

Kobe:
I guess I'm in trouble.

Karl:
You're in trouble - corporal trouble!

[Kobe is bound topless to a bedpost in Karl's bedroom]

Kobe:
Well, I guess you decided to take me up on my offer.

Karl:
What offer is that?

Kobe:
My offer to sleep with you.

Karl:
Would you be totally nude?

Kobe:
Of course.

Karl:
Bound up in rope?

Kobe:
If that's what you wanted.

Karl:
In a black lace-up discipline helmet?

Kobe:
Well, I don't know...

Karl:
With a huge gag?

Kobe:
Karl, that sounds...

Karl:
And a double penetration chastity belt?

Kobe:
Chastity belt? What would be the point of that?

Karl:
Exactly. You know where you're be sleeping.

[Karl drags Kobe to a jail cell built in one of his closets]

Kobe:
You're such an a**hole! First you push me in the pool, then you whip me, now I'm lying on your floor hogtied. Do you treat all your prisoners like this?

Karl:
Only the pretty ones.

[last lines]

Melissa:
I think I have another appointment for you next week, Karl.

Karl:
Well, you know I'm always ready to help with witness protection.