Wizards

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Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b*tch!

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I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed.

Max:
Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...

Fritz:
Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.

Max:
Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. [Accidentally shoots Fritz] Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!

Fairy Child:
Where's Daddy? What's he doing?

Fairy:
He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.

Fairy Child:
Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?

Fairy:
Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.

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Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...

Weehawk:
I still don't trust him.

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Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here! [levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle] Dammit...

Elinore:
[giggling] He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!

[Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away]

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I wonder if I packed my scotch...

[Elinore sings "Only Time Will Tell"]

Elinore:
? Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. ?

? It will find the sorrow and wish it all away. ?

? Love can play a new tune. On this carousel. ?

? It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ?

? Somewhere in the darkness. There must be a light. ?

? Leading us together. Through the misty night. ?

? And maybe in the new dawn. We can break the spell. ?

? It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ?

? There can be a new dream. One for us to hold. ?

? Made with peace and hope and built upon the old. ?

? No one has the answer. To give away or sell. ?

? Tomorrow holds the secret. But only time will tell. ?

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[clapping] You always did need an audience you sap.

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Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?

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[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.

Elinore:
I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes.

Elinore:
He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!

Weehawk:
So, what are elves good for?

Weehawk:
I still don't trust him.

Weehawk:
Funny you should say that.

Weehawk:
[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools.

Blackwolf:
Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!

Fairy Child:
Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?

Peace:
Peace wants love... wants free... will help.

General:
[guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!

Lardbutt:
I don't wanna hurt things any more!