World of Warcraft

Troll male:
I kill two dwarfs in the morning.

Troll male:
I kill two dwarfs at night.

Troll male:
I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon

Troll male:
And 'den I feel all right.

Troll male:
I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war.

Troll male:
I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs.

Troll male:
And 'den I kill two more.

Dwarf female:
I like my ale like I like my men - dark and rich.

Dwarf male:
I like my beer like I like my women - stout and bitter.

Gnome female:
I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused.

Gnome male:
Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere!

Human female:
Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?

Human male:
Your tag's showing. It says, uh, "Made in heaven."

Night elf female:
Oh, I'm dancing again, heh. I hope all your friends are enjoying the show!

Night elf male:
I don't mind the gnomes, but I'm always worried about tripping over them.

Orc female:
You had me at "zug zug."

Orc male:
I come from the orcs, we eat with spoons and forks, we love to eat our pork.

Undead female:
I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they fell off!

Undead male:
Roses are gray, violets are gray - I'm dead and colorblind!

Undead male:
I'm dead... . and I'm pissed!

Undead male:
Hey diddle diddle.

Undead male:
The mucas and the spittle.

Undead male:
The corpse sank in the lagoon.

Undead male:
The murloc said [eating sounds]

Undead male:
To see such a sight.

Undead male:
And the dwarf spanked the baboon.

Undead male:
if rot was hot, i'd be a volcano!

Tauren male:
Moo! Are you happy now?

Troll female:
If cannabilism be wrong, I don't want to be right!

Undead female:
Yes, they're real, they're not mine, but they're real.

Undead female:
I don't care that much about romance... . I fell in love before and look what happen to me!

Orc female:
I feel very feminine. And I'll beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees!

Orc female:
I have no respect for people with small peircings. I say go full hog- put a spear through your head!

Dwarf male:
Uh! I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! [rip] [boing] Ooooh, there's me hammer.

Orc male:
Man, dawg, it's like I'm feelin' you, but I'm not feelin' you, y'know?

Gnome male:
I like big posteriors and I cannot prevaricate!

Troll female:
The way to a man's heart, be through his stomach. But I go through da ribcage!

Dwarf female:
In'rest ya 'n a bite?