WWF Superstars of Wrestling

Announcer:
[the WWF logo forms and World Wrestling Federation appears on the bottom of the screen] The Recognized symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.

President Jack Tunney:
[talking into microphone] Referee Danny Davis is suspended for life!

Hulk Hogan:
[Andre with Heenan is challenging Hogan for Wrestlemania III on Piper's Pit] No... No... No...

Bobby Heenan:
He's got one thing to say to you, Hogan!

Andr? the Giant:
[Andre lifts Hulk's chin] Look at me when I'm talking to you. I'm here for one reason - to challenge you for the world championship match at the Wrestlemania.

Hulk Hogan:
No, Andre, please! It's not happening. We're friends! We're friends, Andre! Please!

Bobby Heenan:
[to Hulk] You can't believe it? Maybe you won't believe this, Hogan!

[Andre rips off Hulk's "Hulkamania" shirt and the cross]

Hulk Hogan:
Andre, what are you doing, man? You can't leave me like this. Andre come back.

[Andre leaves with Heenan and Jesse Ventura]

Hulk Hogan:
Andre, what are you doing, man? You can't leave like this, man! What are you doing, Andre? You can't... my cross, my shirt! [to Roddy Piper] What's wrong with him, man? He can't leave like this!

Announcer:
From the pages of the World Wrestling Federation magazine, here's Gene Okerlund.

Mean Gene Okerlund:
For updates, I'm Gene Okerlund.

Howard Finkel:
[Hacksaw Jim Duggan has just defeated King Haku for the crown and cape] The winner and the new King of the World Wrestling Federation - Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Vince McMahon:
[after Bobby Heenan runs off with the crown and cape after King Haku had lost to Duggan] That crown does not belong to him any more. It now belongs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

The Red Rooster:
[recap of SNME 1/7/89] [Rooster is beating the heck out of Heenan after slapping him for losing the match] [to Heenan] You want to slap me around? You want to be my manager? You want to pay my money? Don't you ever put your hands me ever, ever, ever. Here's one for the road. [Rooster punches out Heenan sending him out of the ring]

Hulk Hogan:
Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Vince McMahon:
[Upon Ken Patera's victory over Cowboy Frankie Lane, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan leads Paul Orndorff, Harley Race, Hercules, and King Kong Bundy towardsa the ring] What's going on here?

Jesse "The Body" Ventura:
I don't know.

Vince McMahon:
I've heard of a ringside seat before, but this is a little ridiculous.