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Thea:
What's a little f***ing among friends, right?

Coles:
There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
I saw your picture once in filmmaker magazine and I saw your movie.

Coles:
Oh, yeah.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
Yeah, I really didn't like it much.

Coles:
Uh, I'm sorry.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
I was kind of wondering, can I have my money back?

Coles:
Um, you know that ticket you bought, I didn't get any of that money. It all went to the distributor and executive producers. I didn't see a dime.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
But you made it, you're responsible.

Coles:
What was it, eight bucks?

Guy who asks for his $ back:
Nineteen. I took a girl. She didn't like it at all either. She said she thought it was morally reprehensible, especially in its depiction of women.

Coles:
All right, there you go and tell your girlfriend that I said I'm sorry.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
Oh. You know, we broke up

Coles:
So, we're all sorry but we all had fun."

Coles:
I was kinda looking forward to just hanging out and doing nothing.

Sam:
But we can do that any night.

Coles:
Yeah, but the thing is we don't.

Coles:
I'm surprised that you're so upset by this situation.

Sam:
What is this situation?

Coles:
This!

Sam:
There is no situation except for you being a complete a**hole.

Coles:
Would you thing I was being too forward if I said, "Let's go back to your room."

Sam:
What would you say if I said, "Let's go back to my room, but let's bring Thea."