You're Cut Off

Erica Rose:
Leanne, I don't think you should be wearing one of my tiaras right now!

Erica Rose:
[Holding a piece of raw meat over a campfire] I think this is how you make steak. I really like steak tartare. I just hope I can eat it.

Erica Rose:
[to Gia] Good night, birthday penis!... We'll sing Happy Birthday to you, you ghetto princess, you!

Jaqueline Madden:
I'm starting to realize that being homeless isn't something that most homeless people choose.

Erica Rose:
I have especially gotten better at cleaning and chores - my forte is mowing the lawn, so you guys can fire Cesar.

Erica's Mother:
Erica, there's no one that I love more than you except your brother.

Erica's Mother:
Erica, you're a beautiful rose, you're so fragrant and so precious just the way you are.

Erica's Mother:
You don't need external things to make you happy, and I want you to remember that a rose has deep roots - roots that go to law school, roots that go into the earth, roots that walk on the ground.

Erica's Mother:
Think about the beauty in the world, your fragrance and what you can offer it.

Erica's Mother:
Do you like mowing the lawn? - because it's kinda artistic.

Erica's Mother:
It's nature, I think that's a great thing to know, because there's nothing like nature.

Erica Rose:
All I could think about [during the Buddhist monk meditation challenge] was how the monk's robe was cuter than mine, and I really want to wear it.

Erica Rose:
I literally don't know how to make a bed. I've tried so many times, I can't figure it out.

Erica Rose:
I want to be like Nancy Grace, or a hot Judge Judy.

Erica Rose:
I didn't hire [Laura Baron] as a life coach! I already have an astrologer!

Erica Rose:
[On wine in a box] Is this how wine is made? Do people who work in factories pour these bags into bottles?