You Ought to Be in Pictures

Studio Guard:
Just who do you think you are?

Porky Pig:
Why, I'm Porky Pig.

Studio Guard:
Oh, so you're Porky Pig.

Studio Guard:
And you want to go in there.

Studio Guard:
And you want me to be a nice guy and let you go in.

Studio Guard:
So I can lose my job.

Studio Guard:
Well, I'm not a nice guy, and I'm not going to let you in, and I'm not going to lose my job, but I am going to throw you out.

Daffy Duck:
Psst. Hey, Porky. Say, you want a good job?

Porky Pig:
B-but I got a good j-jo-j-position.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, you call this a job? Working in cartoons? Phoo! I know where you can get a job in features, as Bette Davis' leading man. Three grand a week.

Porky Pig:
Oh, I'm n-n-not good enough for that. Besides, I g-g-got a contract here.

Daffy Duck:
You can get out of that. Just go up and tell the boss that you wanna quit.

Porky Pig:
D-d-do you think I ought to?

Daffy Duck:
Sure. Come on, come on. You don't get an opportunity like this every day. Come on.

Leon Schlesinger:
Hello, Porky. Come on in.

Porky Pig:
Hello, Mr. Schl-Schle-Schles-g-g-g-g... Hello, Leon.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, Porky, what's on your mind? What can I do for you?

Porky Pig:
You see, I've been in cartoons a long time, and I was thinking, t-that if I had a chance to act in features... What's Errol Flynn got that I haven't?

Leon Schlesinger:
You mean to say you want to get out of your cartoon contract?

Porky Pig:
Y-yeah, t-that's right.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me. You sure you know what you're doing?

Porky Pig:
Y-yes.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if you say so, I'll tear up your contract, if that's what you want.

Porky Pig:
Y-yes.

Leon Schlesinger:
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me.

[Leon tears up contract and throws it in wastebasket]

Leon Schlesinger:
[shakes hands with Porky] Okay, Porky. Don't forget me when you're a star.

[Porky leaves]

Leon Schlesinger:
He'll be back.