Young America

Judge Blake:
Washington Lincoln Jackson?

Washington Lincoln Jackson:
Yes, sir.

Judge Blake:
Have you ever been here before?

Washington Lincoln Jackson:
No sir. And I wouldn't be here now 'lessin' I was forced to come.

Judge Blake:
I suppose you know why Officer Weems arrested you.

Washington Lincoln Jackson:
Yessir. Because I was the smallest kid he could catch.

Judge Blake:
Washington, I'm going to let you go, but I want you to promice me never to take anything that doesn't belong to you. And I don't want to see you ever in this courtroom again.

Washington Lincoln Jackson:
How come, Judge? You gonna quit?