Young at Heart

Barney Sloan:
It's a fine thing. Minute a fella's back is turned, you hang up curtains.

Laurie Tuttle:
All I know is there's a straight jacket waiting on you with your number.

Barney Sloan:
No flowers!

Laurie Tuttle:
Why not?

Barney Sloan:
Uh, they take up the oxygen.

Barney Sloan:
What good's a hit song?

Laurie Tuttle:
Here we go again.

Barney Sloan:
Eh, your picture in life, and maybe get a new suit; a lot of hullabaloo. And one day I'm walkin' down the street and around the corner comes a bolt of lightning. POW! D-E-D. Dead.

Barney Sloan:
Sometimes when you're on the outside looking in you see some things other people can't.

Laurie Tuttle:
When you consider that you get older every single day when you wake up, it can tempt one to rush into decisions a little!

Barney Sloan:
You know what a glove man is? I'm a glove man. You shag flies in the hot sun all your life, but you never go to bat. Like right off, they said - no parents, make him an orphan - he'll be alright. Education? Grammer school's enough; send him off to work. So I cooperate, & then they come up with a nice big Depression.

Barney Sloan:
Bustin' things up, thats my speed, but one thing's a saving grace: I always end up at the bottom of the pile.

Barney Sloan:
It's homes like these that are the backbone of the nation. Where's the spinning wheel?

Gregory Tuttle:
[walking in on the girls calmly setting the table] Something's wrong here.

Alex Burke:
How about the big build up you were gonna give me?

Gregory Tuttle:
I changed my mind.

Alex Burke:
Oh, aren't you gonna mention my talent? We talked about it all the way home, remember?

Gregory Tuttle:
All they have to do is look at you to know you have no talent.