Young Guns II

William H. Bonney:
You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

Charles Phalen:
William H. Bonney, heh? Billy the Kid was shot and killed by Pat Garrett. Everybody knows that, it's common knowledge.

William H. Bonney (the Old):
There are other lawyers around, you piece of chicken sh*t. Get back in the vehicle and drive before I make it 22 just for the goddamn hell of it.

Jose Chavez Y Chavez:
When troubles come, they come not single spies but in battalions.

William H. Bonney:
Yoohoo. I'll make you famous!

Judge Bristol:
...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?

William H. Bonney:
Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.

William H. Bonney:
"Buckshot George", that's your name. You wanted a name, that's it. "Buckshot George". It's a good name.

Hendry French:
My name is Hendry William French.

William H. Bonney:
That's a good name too.

Tom O'Folliard:
What's scum?

William H. Bonney:
Well Tom, that's bad types. Politicians, bankers, cattle-kings... Scum...

Sheriff Kimbel:
I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a grassfire.

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
You son of a b*tch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney! You are NOT a god!,cocking his gun and pointing it at Billy William H Bonney : why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh:
I've been to gold towns, silver towns, I've even been to turquoise towns. But I have never been to a bat sh*t town. Can't wait to see the women!

Pat Garrett:
It's alright, we've got time. We'll go back through El Royal.

John W. Poe:
Well, that's convenient.

Pat Garrett:
What?

John W. Poe:
The Kid'll be long gone. Maybe that's what you want, Pat.

Pat Garrett:
What I want is for you to cork your goddamn government mouth, mister. And the next time you address me common, I will put you on your prissy little ass.

William H. Bonney (the Old):
I never stole a horse from someone I didn't like. Did I like him? Hell no; I loved the son of a b*tch. You asked me if I have scars? Yessir, I have my scars.

Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh:
He said Dave Rudabaugh of Las Vey-has!

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
I'm real happy for ya, Dave.

Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh:
How the hell'd you get him to do that, huh? And what's that mean anyway, atay, atay?

Jose Chavez Y Chavez:
It's an ancient Navajo word. It means "stop."

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
Josiah "Doc" Scurlock.

William H. Bonney:
You killed the boys, Patsie!

Pat Garrett:
No, Kid. You did. If I was with you I'd be one of 'em.

William H. Bonney:
You wanna ride with Billy the Kid? Is that what you want?

William H. Bonney:
Get buckshot in your leg like this, huh? How 'bout in your skull? Hanging out in the damn brush like some kinda lizard. Everybody in the territory takin' a shot at ya, BOOM BOOM BOOM! Is that what you want, Mr. Pennsylvania huh? HUH? Is that what you want?

Tom O'Folliard:
Yes.

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
Here.

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
It's from New York. It's for the horse.

William H. Bonney:
Why that horse ain't for sale Doc, but how about my boots? They're nice and broken and -

Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock:
You son of a b*tch!

William H. Bonney:
Hey Tommy! Last one up the hill is a three legged dog!

William H. Bonney:
Hello Bob!

William H. Bonney:
"Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.

Tom O'Folliard:
Are you Billy the Kid?

Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh:
No, I'm Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh. You ever heard of me? I've killed 65 men, not countin' Mexicans and Indians. You must have heard of me! Come on! Rudabaugh! That's great!

Billy The Kid:
Ah, ah, Pendleton. The white cake, with the sweet frost.

Billy The Kid:
Yes your Honor, I do. You can go to hell, hell, hell.

Billy The Kid:
Heavy steps, Patsy.

Billy The Kid:
I'll tell ya why, five hundred dollars cuts a lot of ties.

Billy The Kid:
It's your gang Dave. Don't cross me Dave.

Doc Scurlock:
I'm real happy for you, Dave.

Doc Scurlock:
You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave. And the rest of us, straight to hell.

Doc Scurlock:
William H. Bonney, you are not a god.

Doc Scurlock:
Billy!! Let's finish the game.

Brushy Bill:
Tell the governor that i'm Brushy Bill Roberts, alias William Antrim, also known as William H. Bonney, alias Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid:
Best dollar eighty I ever spent

Billy the Kid:
Yoo Hoo, I'll make ya famous.