Young Hercules

Young Hercules:
First the twister, now tomorrow morning they'll be a horse and a jackass missing.

Young Iolaus:
[confused] But I'm only taking the horse.

Young Hercules:
Yeah, I know.

Discord:
[about Hercules] Not so little anymore. He's 18 now. Tall, *exceptionally* strong, and actually quite handsome. Let me go rip his face off.

Young Iolaus:
It took you two weeks to get here? I've seen faster turtles.

Young Hercules:
Yeah, as they were passing you on the street, I'm sure!

Young Iolaus:
Oh, I'm *laughing*.

Young Jason:
[getting between them] Hey, guys! Let's hit the track, huh?