Young Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes:
The game is afoot.

Waxflatter:
Elementary, my dear Holmes... elementary.

Sherlock Holmes:
Sherlock Holmes, jealous? My dear, that word does not enter my vocabulary.

Elizabeth Hardy:
Neither does punctuality.

Sherlock Holmes:
I should've mastered the damn thing by now.

John Waston:
How long have you been playing?

Sherlock Holmes:
Three days.

Sherlock Holmes:
Why can't I think of anything?

John Waston:
You're flustered. You must calm down.

Sherlock Holmes:
Why can't you think of anything?

John Waston:
I'm flustered.

Sherlock Holmes:
This is an interesting development.

John Waston:
That was a girl.

Sherlock Holmes:
Brilliant deduction, Watson.

Dudley:
I want to enlist in the army. A general.

Dudley:
Authors don't make money.

Master Snelgrove:
This is truly despicable. Imagine, a cultured student acting like a chimpanzee!

Mrs. Dribb:
He'll probably outgrow it. Oh Mr Snelgrove, he's just having a bit of fun. I'm sure you still remember what fun was?

Master Snelgrove:
Fun! Besides, this Holmes boy is too precocious, too egotistical, for his own good. Hell never find that trophy!

Rathe:
I'll wager a guinea he does!

Master Snelgrove:
Done!

John Waston:
Dudley is going to pay dearly for this. Punch to the jaw, jab to the ribs . . .

Sherlock Holmes:
Now, now, Watson. Revenge is sweetest when it's served up cold. Come on.

Dudley:
Holmes. You did this. You're responsible, aren't you?

Sherlock Holmes:
So that's where I dropped my chemistry experiment: into your tea. Oh, don't worry, old chap. It'll wear off shortly. You should be back to normal - by summertime.

Sherlock Holmes:
You can get up now, Watson. The war is over.

Sherlock Holmes:
Someday we'll be reunited. In another world, a much better world.

Elizabeth Hardy:
I'll be waiting. And you'll be late... as always.

Rathe:
Holmes, remember what I always taught you: control your emotions or they will be your downfall.

Ehtar:
You cannot beat me, Holmes. Throw down your sword.

Sherlock Holmes:
Never. I would rather die a gruesome and horrible death.

Ehtar:
Very well, then I will oblige.

Sherlock Holmes:
I've just realized something.

John Waston:
What?

Sherlock Holmes:
I have absolutely no idea how to land this machine.

Sherlock Holmes:
Mr. Lestrade?

Lestrade:
Holmes. It's been a long time. Three, four days since your last visit?

Sherlock Holmes:
I believe I'm on to something

Lestrade:
Oh, not again.

Sherlock Holmes:
This time I'm certain of it.

Lestrade:
Really. Just like last month when you were convinced that the French ambassador had embezzled 300 thousand pounds from the Bank of England?

Sherlock Holmes:
I was close. It was the Russian ambassador.

John Waston:
Holmes, wait. What if the murderer is inside?

Sherlock Holmes:
Then I shall introduce myself to him.

John Waston:
What have I gotten myself into?

Sherlock Holmes:
The adventure of a lifetime, Watson.

Lestrade:
I despise your arrogance.

Sherlock Holmes:
And I despise your laziness.

John Waston:
Stop! Isn't it valuable?

Sherlock Holmes:
What's more important, it's value or my sanity?

John Waston:
I want to be a doctor.

Dudley:
Nobody asked you!

John Waston:
Sorry!

Sherlock Holmes:
Why on earth did you buy a pipe?

John Waston:
It looks distinguished!

Sherlock Holmes:
It's perfectly ridiculous!

John Waston:
I knew it, there's no-one here. Back to school, eh?

Sherlock Holmes:
Watson, you'll be on your own!

John Waston:
Holmes, there's a door here!

John Waston:
Fancy him missing a door!

John Waston:
I always suspected that becoming a friend of yours would end in disaster!