Yugio deyueru monsutazu

Pegasus:
What, no hello, no how are you? I thought we were friends, Kaiba-boy. Don't tell me that kidnapping your little brother and seizing control of Kaiba Corp. has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal.

Yami Bakura:
Not only are you about to lose this duel; but when I'm through with you, you'll lose so much more...

Yugi Moto:
It's time to duel!

[from the Japanese version, after changing to Yami Yugi]

Y?gi:
Now... it's game time.

Pegasus:
And my guess is that the card you're about to play is: Blue-Eyes White Dragon!...

[smugly]

Pegasus:
Was I right? I know I was right. Oh, please tell me I was right. I was right, wasn't I?

Tea Garnder:
I've been giving this same friendship speech for years. Hasn't it sunk in yet?

Seto Kaiba:
Now I will create a Duel Monster without peer by combining my three Blue Eyes White Dragons with my Polymerization card to create... The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon 4500/3800.

Yugi Moto:
Now I will go on the attack with Mammoth Graveyard, Polymerization, and the Living Arrow card.

Seto Kaiba:
What's a Living Arrow card?

Yugi Moto:
I tell you. Normally, I make a fusion with my cards but for a change, Living Arrow allows me to fuse my cards with my opponent's cards opening up bold new possibilites. Now I will use the magic of the Living Arrow to fuse my Mammoth Graveyard to the heart of your beast. However, since my Mammoth Graveyard is an undead type monster, it can't properly fuse with your living Ultimate Dragon. Instead, it will cause your dragon to rot and decay from the inside out and since Mammoth Graveyard has a total of 1200 attack points, that means your Dragon will lose 1200 attack and defense points each turn until even my weakest monsters can destroy it.

Yugi Moto:
Heart of the cards, guide me!

Katsuya Jonouchi:
[holding out hand to Jean Claude Magnum] Hello! How do you do? I no you no very-very fan, ne!

[Joey goes to eat a mushroom growing on a tree]

Yugi Moto:
No, Joey, wild mushrooms are poisonous!

Mai Valentine:
[enters] So do us all a favor and let him eat it!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Go, Drumsticks!

Mai Valentine:
Uh, guys? Joey named his chicken.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
It's a Nematory, Mai!

Mai Valentine:
Whatever.

[Yugi is being badly beaten in his duel with Mai]

Tea Garnder:
Yugi! You can still turn this around. I know you can!

Joey Wheeler:
Uh... yeah, it only *looks* hopeless!

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
Start working on your retirement speech.

Mai Valentine:
Hey! Cross on the green, not in between!

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
Sorry, but we're being chased by a bunch of robed weirdos!

Joey Wheeler:
I'm not cryin'! I just got somethin' in my eye... Stupid thing won't come out...

Joey Wheeler:
I'm such a sensitiiiiivvve guy!

Tristan Taylor:
...When you're not being a pain...

Tea Garnder:
Which is... most of the time...

Joey Wheeler:
Ah, my adoring fans...

Weevil Underwood, Lumis:
What are you, his pom-pom girl?

Pegasus:
Friends make such wonderful adversaries.

Mai Valentine:
Harpies, give that monster our kind of make over!

Mai Valentine:
Oh. It's the attack of the three toed hairball.

Tristan Taylor:
Did she say friend? Oh man, Im stuck in the FRIEND zone!

Joey Wheeler:
This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding.

Joey Wheeler:
Mai was fine with herself until you came along and brainwashed her.

Valon:
I already told you. Mai did this of her own free will.

Seto Kaiba:
Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Just put it on my tab, Gramps.

Solomon Moto:
Your tab's past due, Joey.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Then put it on Tristan's.

Noah:
Now, are you going to attack me or not? If you do, just remember, you'll be striking Mokuba!

Seto Kaiba:
You punk!

Noah:
Well, Seto, attack and you'll win the duel. But at what cost?

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
This is a no brainer. Kaiba has to attack him and win this duel.

Noah:
What's it gonna be? Your victory or Mokuba?

Seto Kaiba:
All right, kid. I'll end my turn.

Yugi Moto:
I thought so.

Tristan Taylor:
[trapped in a monkey's body; Joey and Duke are steering a rail car] Speed it up, you wimps!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Easy for you to say, Mr. My-Arms-Are-Too-Short-To-Drive!

Mokuba Kaiba:
I asked Yugi and his friends for help.

Seto Kaiba:
You did what? You know how I feel about Yugi!

Mokuba Kaiba:
But who else was I supposed to turn to?

Seto Kaiba:
Anyone else!

Tristan Taylor:
[thinking] I'll ask Serenity if she wants to look at the romantic view with me.

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
Hey, Serenity, want to check out the view?

Tristan Taylor:
Hey, that was my line!

Noah:
So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine?

Seto Kaiba:
No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you!

Noah:
[over an intercom on the train Seto's riding] May I have your attention, please. All passengers who have stolen family empires from their rightful owners, prepare to exit at the next stop.

Seto Kaiba:
It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.

Seto Kaiba:
It's in the briefcase, you moron.

Gozaboro Kaiba:
I treated you better than I treated my own son!

Seto Kaiba:
Thanks for nothing.

Katsuya Jonouchi:
Some bavarian cream would be great right now... [mutters] [suddenly reaches above him] Gigantic donut!

Katsuya Jonouchi:
[while sleeping] Hey!

Bakura Ryou:
[trying to steal Jonouchi's card so he can join in the Duelist Kingdom finals] [freezes]

Katsuya Jonouchi:
[sleepily] That's my pizza.

Seto Kaiba:
Yugi! I will not be defeated at my own tournament!

Yugi Moto:
Kaiba! You're too late. Dark Paladin attack!

Solomon Moto:
I play the magic card, Ancient City!

Joey Wheeler:
What is that thing?

Solomon Moto:
Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city.

Seto Kaiba:
Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
[being attacked by bats at an amusement park exhibit] Guys! Anytime you want to jump in and help!

Tea Garnder:
Should we tell him they're only holograms?

Tristan Taylor:
And spoil the fun?

Yugi Moto:
Just once I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it and not have to worry about who's trying to take over the world!

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
As long as Revival Jam remains on the field, you'll never get to my life points! Revival jam will always reform!

Yami Yugi:
So I can't attack?

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
You can. It just won't work.

[repeated line from the Japanese version]

Y?gi:
Game... start!

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
Great beast of the sky please hear my cry / Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight / Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe / Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win / Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name / Winged Dragon of Ra!

Dartz:
[after Kaiba loses his soul] The score stands: Orichalcos 1, Seto Kaiba, zip.

[repeated line]

Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
Let the Shadow Game begin!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
[as Yugi summons Obelisk the Tormentor when Marik has nothing to protect himself] Look at Marik, he's so scared of Obelisk, his hair is standin' on end! Oh wait, he always looks like that!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
[after beating Dartz] Well guys, let's go home! There's probably some new evil psycho waiting for us back there!

Tristan Taylor:
That sad thing is, he's probably right.

Seto Kaiba:
I'm here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum...

Raphael:
Here Pharaoh. We have a present for you. [tosses Rex and Weevil's Soul Cards to Yami]

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Oh yeah? [shakes a fist] Well I got a gift for you too! Come down here, it's the gift that keeps on giving!

Valon:
[laughs] I like thise bloke, he reminds me of meself! Only dumber and not quite as attractive.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
[looking at the Pharaoh's Tablet] I may be stating the obvious here, but that looks just like Yugi!

Tristan Taylor:
It says 'Tablet of the Pharaoh'.

Yami Yugi:
Yes. That Pharaoh... is me.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
This part always confuses me.

Tea Garnder:
Let's do it!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Yeah!... what are we doing?

Tristan Taylor:
We're being there for Yugi!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Riiiight... by doing what exactly?

Marik Ishtar:
Tea. I need your help one more time.

Marik Ishtar, Tea Garnder:
[Through Tea] Pharoah. I need you do me this one favor. I want you to destroy that body. I'm sorry for all of the things that I did to you and your friends. I don't care what happens to me as long as he doesn't get his hands on the millenium items. Please just do me this one last favor. Destroy my body.

Seto Kaiba:
What have you done to Mokuba?

Bakura Yami:
Well, I *could* tell you where his immortal soul is, but then, you don't believe in the Shadow Realm.

Yugi Moto:
[Bakura rides by, followed by Yami Yugi] Look guys, it's the Pharaoh!

Bobasa:
[Slifer the Sky Dragon flies past] And *that* is a big red dragon!

Joey Wheeler:
This sorta thing used to surprise me. Now, not so much.

Joey Wheeler:
I don't say this as often as I should Tea... but you're one of the bravest people I know.

Seto Kaiba:
If you dorks start holding hands, I'm outta here.

Joey Wheeler:
Maybe you wouldn't say that if you actually *had* any friends!

Tristan Taylor:
Dude, that was harsh.

Joey Wheeler:
Oh, like he didn't deserve it?

Yami Bakura:
Now for the fun part

[purple clouds begin to float across the field, as Kaiba looks around apprehensively]

Yami Bakura:
What's wrong, there's no such thing as magic, right? And those visions you've been having, they don't exist either, do they?

Seto Kaiba:
Not this Egyptian speech again. When will you people learn that I focus on the future? I don't waste my time worrying about the past!

Yami Bakura:
That attitude of your hasn't changed in over 5000 years.

Seto Kaiba:
When will thse people learn this is only a card game? [looks at the Millennium Eye on his desk, and holds it up to eye level]

Seto Kaiba:
What are you looking at? You think you can change my mind? I am *not* flying to Egypt.

Seto Kaiba:
Look at me, I'm talking to some antique golden eyeball.

Seto Kaiba:
[to Zigfried] Instead of turning you in for fraud and trespassing, I'll let you go, on one condition. Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you! And if your overpriced shoes come anywhere near me again, I'll destroy what's left of your pathetic company!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
This tournament's gotten way outta hand. Know why?

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
[refering to Marik] Because there's a mind warping psycho on board?

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
[everyone gives him a dirty look] Just being honest.

Seto Kaiba:
I'm surrounded by superstitious nitwits.

Seto Kaiba:
[to Ishizu] You made two mistakes. The first was handing Obelisk to me. The second was expecting it back.

Mai Valentine:
Alright, no more mrs. nice Mai!

Y?gi:
Pegasus, I sense that you're watching. Consider this a warning. Nothing you send against me will stop me, and when we finally duel, believe me, victory will me mine! I'll win back my grandfather's soul and you will pay for all the people you've hurt in the name of your sick little game. I'm coming for you, Pegasus!

Yami Bakura:
You're here to die to protect him? Then protect him from THIS!

[throws down The Change of Heart card onto the field]

Tristan Taylor:
Look, it's Bakura!

Bakura Ryou:
I want to help.

[Bakura seizes control of the Change of Heart card]

Bakura Ryou:
I want you to destroy me.

Tristan Taylor:
No! Don't do it Bakura. You'll get sent to the card graveyard.

Bakura Ryou:
I don't care. It's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit.

Yugi Moto:
I have an idea. If Bakura's Melenium Ring can steal souls then my millenium puzzle should be able to put them back.

Yugi Moto:
Okay, Yugi. You now use dark magic attack.

Yugi Moto:
Right. Dark Magic Attack.

Tristan Taylor, Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Shadi, Tea Garnder:
All right Yugi.

Tea Garnder:
Uh, guys... what's going on here?

Joey Wheeler:
Well Tea, it's like this. There's two Yugis.

[jerks a thumb up at Yami]

Joey Wheeler:
There's the big one up there, and the puny one down here.

[Yugi falls down anime-like]

Yugi Moto:
That's not how it works at all!

Yugi Moto:
[takes control of Marik's Revival Jam] Hold on Marik! Your Sky Dragon's special ability forces it to attack any new monster that appears on my side of the field! So before you can win, Slifer has no choice but to attack my Revival Jam!

[Slifer does so]

Yugi Moto:
You know what happens next.

[Revival Jam reforms, and by his own card effect, Marik is forced to draw 3 cards]

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
[growling] Revival Jam revives itself *again*...

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
[watches as Slifer attacks over and over, Revival Jam reforms over and over, making him draw each time] . It's a cycle! First attack... reform... and draw! Each step triggers the next in a never ending cycle! Slifer will continue to grow stronger, but it doesn't matter how strong he becomes because I'm trapped! I'll have to continue to draw cards until...

[reaches to draw, and there are no cards left in his deck. Thus, he loses by default]

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
. NO!

Yugi Moto:
I win.

Yugi Moto:
[talking to the puzzle] Ready or not, spirit, this is where you take over.

[changes to Yami-Yugi]

Yami Yugi:
[yells at the puzzle] Hey! Yugi! I'm not - you can't - this isn't a duel!

[sees Tea]

Yami Yugi:
Hello.

Joey Wheeler:
I don't get it. How can you be talking to us if he got your soul?

Yami Yugi:
Not mine. Yugi's! It's all my fault! [Drops to his knees and screams] It's all my fault. Yugi come back! It should have been me not him!

Yami Yugi:
Luckily for you my turns just about done. All I need to do now is to call one final monster to the field.

Yugi Moto:
Oh.

Yami Yugi:
I sacrifice my Queen's Knight, my Jack's Knight AND my King's Knight.

Seto Kaiba:
Is he?

Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba:
He is!

Yami Yugi:
Oh mighty protector of the Sun and Sky. I beg of thee please heed my cry.

Ishizu Ishtar, Additional Voices:
The ancient chant. He knows it!

Yami Yugi:
Transform thyself from Orb of Light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game. But first I shall CALL OUT THY NAME!... WINGED DRAGON OF RA! Behold the third Egyptian God!

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Now what's Yugi going to do?

Ishizu Ishtar, Additional Voices:
Unbelieveable!

Seto Kaiba:
He played all three Egyptian Gods at once!

Yami Yugi:
Yugi! The *true* test will now begin!

Seto Kaiba:
[as Yugi and the Pharaoh are dueling] Yugi may be have fewer life points, but he's way ahead. He managed to come up with an unprecedented strategy to defeat the Egyptian god cards. I've never seen anything like it before. I was wrong before, Mokuba. He *is* the king of games.

Yugi Moto:
You really mean that?

Joey Wheeler:
Say what? Am I going nuts or did Kaiba actually admit he was wrong?

Mokuba Kaiba:
Whoa! No way!

Seto Kaiba:
I guess Yugi really did have a plan after all.

Joey Wheeler:
Did you see that?

Marik Ishtar:
[in disbelief] He beat the Egyptian Gods.

Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon:
[in disbelief] In one move!

Joey Wheeler:
And I never expected anything less from you, Yug!

Bakura Ryou, Grandpa Moto:
[singing] He did it! He did it! He's better than the Pharaoh!

Grandpa Moto:
[to the Pharaoh] No offense, of course!

Yami Yugi:
I am Prince Atem.

Ishizu Ishtar, Additional Voices:
Tell the Eye of Udjart what your name is.

Prince Atem:
I am the son of King Akokan. My name is PRINCE ATEM!

Prince Atem:
[after losing his last 200 life-points] Good job Yugi.

[Prince Atem sees Yugi on his knees crying]

Prince Atem:
Get up Yugi. A champion shouldn't be on his knees.

Yugi Moto:
But this will be the last time we'll ever see you.

Prince Atem:
Yugi you set me free. The kindness you've shown me. The courage I've shown you. I'll always carry you in my heart.

Ishizu Ishtar, Additional Voices:
[after the Pharaoh's tomb collapses on itself] Now that the millenium items are sealed away our job is complete.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Well so ends another adventure.

Seto Kaiba:
What were you geeks expecting?

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Fireworks. Send off music. Come on Yuge. At least give us one of your famous ending speeches.

Yugi Moto:
Well, where one adventure ends another one begins.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Aaah much better.

Yugi Moto:
[after Mai shares her food with everyone] Look at all this stuff! Candy bars...

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Dibs on the candy bars!

Yugi Moto:
Potato chips.

Tristan Taylor:
Dibs on the chips!

Yugi Moto:
Canned fruit. [pause] Soda.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Dibs on the soda!

Yugi Moto:
Joey I don't think we should cook the candy bars...

Joey Wheeler, Shadi:
Back off, I know what I'm doing.

Yugi Moto:
Joey, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.

Joey Wheeler:
Back off, I know what I'm doin'

Tea Garnder:
You're wrong! If Yugi really lost that duel those creeps would've taken his soul with their freaky magic card, Tristan.

Joey Wheeler:
So... what's your point Tea?

Tea Garnder:
My point? If he's lost, how could he be standing right [Tea realizes who's standing behind her and gasps] behind me... Oh no.

Yugi Moto:
Sorry, Pegasus, but you've forgotten my down card: The Living Arrow.

Maximillian Pegasus:
No! Your facedown card is the Living Arrow!

Yugi Moto:
That's right. That is my mystery card and since you're the creator of Duel Monsters you must know all about the Living Arrow card and how it can fuse with any card on the field and right now I'll have it bond with your Magical Neutralizing Force and fire it right back at Toon World.

Maximillian Pegasus:
It doesn't matter because it's already too late to stop My Toon Summoned Skull's Lightning Strike Attack.

Yugi Moto:
Have you forgotten about my other down card, Pegasus? It's a trap card and it's one of my favorites: Mirror Force! It reflects your attack back at you and since the Livng Arrow neutralized the magic that made your toons indestructible, They arrive on the field in the original forms just in time to catch the blast.

[All of Pegasus' monster are destroyed and a huge chunk of his life points are lost]

Nesbitt of the Big 5. Additional Voices:
Score stands at: Yugi Moto with 900 life points and Master Pegasus with 600. Sorry, sir.

Yugi Moto:
[talking to the Magician of Black Chaos] Attack, Magician, with Chaos Scepter Blast!