Zombeavers

Tommy:
I can't see anything. You?

Zoe:
No, my eyes are closed.

Sam:
We cannot turn against each other right now. That's exactly what the beavers would want.

Buck:
Zoe... I'm sorry I never ate your p*ssy. I'm gonna go back and eat all of it one day.

Zoe:
It's okay baby. We're going to get out of here, okay?

Buck:
It just smells so bad down there...

Smyth:
[aiming down scope of a sniper rifle] Filthy, hairy beavers...

Smyth:
You girls from out of town?

Mary:
Yeah we're staying over there at my cousins place.

Jenn:
We're looking for beavers.

Smyth:
Well hell, ain't we all?

Buck:
I've never seen a real beaver before up close.

Zoe:
Well maybe you should try going down on me once in a while, Buck.

[during the outtakes]

Luke:
I had a job for a minute as one of those sign spinners.

Joseph:
Like in one of those sandwich places?

Luke:
Yeah but I plugged it in, put some Christmas lights in it, tried to get paid extra... strangled my penis.

Joseph:
Strangled your penis? How does that happen.

Luke:
You can strangle your penis.

Joseph:
Were you doing that flip behind your back and came up around your taint?

Luke:
My penis was in a rear, naked choke.

Joseph:
What kind of workman's comp do you get for that?

Luke:
You just get fired...

[they start laughing]

Sam:
[holding up the torso of a dead zombeaver] Is this what you want, you f***s?

Sam:
Come out to the lake, have a few laughs...

Tommy:
Suck a bag of d*cks!