Zombie Town

Bobby:
Yeah baby, yeah!

Sarah:
Give it to me harder Bobby!

[under her breath]

Sarah:
Let's sew this up...

Bobby:
What?

Sarah:
I mean, it's so big!

Bobby:
Really?

Jake:
That's Mitch Smith!

Denton:
[looking at the corpse] Yeah, well f*** you Mitch Smith!

Randy:
Oh my Lord! It's like a God damn grandma massacre in here!

Jake:
Shh! I think she heard you.

Jake:
So what're we supposed to do now?

Jake:
[zombie Miss Mahoney starts coming towards them] Holy sh*t dude. You just shot Miss Mahoney.

Randy:
Yeah. I never did care for her much.

Jake:
Yeah. But you can't just shoot her.

Randy:
She's one of those God damn zombie things!

Jake:
We can't go around wasting our neighbors! Jesus! I sat next to her in church last Sunday!

Randy:
Yeah, well. I tell you won't be sitting next to her this Sunday. Hehahah... Hmmm?

Randy:
It's like a god damn grandma massacre in here!