Zorro and Son

Don Diego de Vega:
[instructing his son on how to be Zorro] In this business, you usually don't have time for anything fancy. You've got to get in, make your 'Z', and get out!

[Following an adventure in which the two Zorros rescued Brother Napa - a monk accused of "selling wine before it's time" - and his beautiful ward, Anita. The younger Zorro received a kiss from Anita, while the elder Zorro received a crushing bear hug from Brother Napa]

Don Diego de Vega:
[as the elder Zorro] Oh, and one more thing. Next time, *I* kiss the girl. *You* hug the monk!

[Following another adventure, in which the elder Zorro had to make a long journey on horseback to bring back the mother of a flamenco dancer, so they could be reunited]

Don Diego de Vega:
[as the elder Zorro] Oh, and one more thing. Next time, *I* kiss the girl. *You* schlep the mother all the way from Puerto Viera!